DUO AND WUFEI

DISCLAIMER: Oh, they are so not mine! Why must you continually make me admit it?!

WARNINGS: For incredible stupidity and a blatant lemon.

SUMMARY: A perverted, yaoi version of Dick and Jane, which is a very simplistic children's learn-to-read book, in case you've never heard of it. You may blame this story on the coffee-fudge ice cream I ate.

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See Duo.

Duo is cute.

Duo has pretty purple eyes.

He has long hair.

Duo smiles.

He smiles a lot!

See Wufei.

Wufei has black hair.

Wufei has dark eyes.

Wufei does not smile.

He scowls!

Wufei has a temper.

Wufei is hot stuff!

That is why Duo smiles so much.

See Duo stalk Wufei.

Stalk, stalk, stalk.

He follows Wufei everywhere.

See Wufei rant.

Rant, rant, rant.

Duo does not listen.

Duo thinks Wufei's rant is cute!

See Wufei's eyes?

Such big, big eyes!

Duo's hand is in Wufei's pants.

That is why Wufei's eyes are so big.

Lucky Wufei.

Lucky, lucky Duo!

Wufei is not ranting.

That makes Duo happy.

Duo is fast.

He makes Wufei naked in three seconds!

Isn't Duo fast?

See the bed.

It's a nice, big bed.

Watch Duo throw Wufei on the bed.

Wufei bounces.

What fun Wufei is having!

See Duo pounce.

Duo is having fun, too!

Oh!

See Wufei grab Duo.

Now Duo is getting a kiss.

That kiss has tongue!

Lots of tongue!

Duo is very happy.

Wufei is very happy.

You can tell.

Just look down.

See how 'happy' they are?

Duo is looking down.

He is smiling again.

What a big smile!

Duo has shiny, white teeth.

Wufei looks nervous.

See Duo.

Duo can deepthroat.

Hear Wufei scream?

Wufei must like that a lot!

See Wufei come.

Duo licks his lips.

See the shiny, metal tube?

It is called 'lubricant.'

It is cherry-flavored.

Duo likes cherries.

That is called an 'innuendo'.

See Duo's fingers.

They are between Wufei's legs.

See Wufei's mouth fall open?

He has never had fingers there before.

See Wufei jump!

He has just met his prostate.

See Duo smirk.

He likes that jump.

See him make Wufei jump again.

Again and again.

And again.

Hear Wufei whimper.

Duo likes that, too.

Duo is evil.

See Wufei's legs.

They are over Duo's shoulders.

See Duo's cock?

See Wufei staring at Duo's cock?

See Duo slide in to Wufei.

Hear Duo and Wufei moan.

Moan, moan, moan.

Now Duo will thrust.

Thrust, Duo, thrust!

Duo is making Wufei very happy.

See Wufei's eyes cross?

That means he is happy!

Watch Wufei come.

Duo's scream is very loud.

Now, he will come, too.

See Wufei faint.

See Duo faint.

Now they will sleep.

Later, they will wake up.

Then it will be Wufei's turn!

Revenge is very sweet!

~owari~

A/N: I can't believe I wrote that! *bangs head on desk* No more caffeine for me!!!