13

Cocked Pistols and Muscles

(to the tune Cockles and Mussels)

Now hear me my minions,

I'm of the opinion

we've got things to learn from those UNCLE folks so

go down to Del Florea's

with thugs most notorious

bring me Solo

and Illya

alive!  Alive-O!

Met an UNCLE

(to the tune of Found A Peanut)

Met an UNCLE,

Met an UNCLE,

Met an UNCLE just today!

Just today I met an UNCLE

Met an UNCLE just today!

Tried to shoot him!

Tried to shoot him!

Tried to shoot him just today!

Just today I tried to shoot him!

Tried to shoot him just today!

Oh, his name was 

Kuryakin 

and he saw me right away! 

Just today I met an UNCLE! 

Met an UNCLE just today!

Didn't see Solo! 

Didn't see Solo! 

Didn't see Solo just today!

He came sneaking up behind me!

Didn't see him just today!

Got my THRUSH gun 

in a tangle 

now I'm locked up in the clink! 

Lots of bright lights, lots of questions 

Not a drop of Scotch to drink!

Met an UNCLE! 

Met an UNCLE! 

Met an UNCLE just today!  

Just today I met an UNCLE! 

Now I cannot get away!  

Answer to the secret of Russian Nights:

The peach letters spell out Illya in Russian.