(We Three Kings)
Sent from Sauron's land afar
Doom and danger, fear and stranger
Follow them like a star.
O rings of wonder, rings of light
Rings of royal beauty bright
Sauron seeking, never ceasing
Made for him to gain his might.
Trying not to die
I really want to go,
This route it makes me cry!
This plan is really bad
I blame the wizard too
Cause who will take the ring for me when I should catch the flu!
O! Gandalf smells, Gandalf smells
He left us in a hunch
He is such an evil man, his face i'd like to punch!
(Frosty the Snowman)
He beat the wraiths and he beat the orcs, and especially the troll.
Frodo the hobbit, was a fairy tale they say.
He was kinda slow but the fellowship know how he saved the world one day.
There must have been some magic in that old gold ring he found
For when he put it on his hand he began to travel around.
O Frodo the hobbit was as brave as he could be.
He began his quest and he took some rest in a little place called Bree.
Frodo the hobbit knew his road would be real bad.
So he went away cause he couldnt stay even though it made him sad.
Well faithful Sam went with him too, and theres not much to say
I know you miss the shire Sam, but we'll go back again someday!
the one ring back, see the one ring back
Gee if I could only have my one ring back
Then I could have an evil Christmas!
It seems so long since I have been
Happy with my ring inside my tower.
Gosh oh gee how happy I'd be
With just my ring of power!
All I want for Christmas is the one ring back
The one ring back, see the one ring back!
All I want for Christmas is the one ring back
Then I could have an evil Christmas!
(Good King Wenceslas)
Over the hills of Rohan.
There came Eomer with a shout
Riding with the new dawn.
Coming fast to save the day
And to win the big fight
Then the orcs fled on their way
Rohan left out of sight.
(Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
And everyone who saw it, knew it was a pretty thing.
All of the other hobbits used to try to steal it too
They would not let poor Frodo, do the quest he had to do.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Samwise came to say
Frodo with your ring so bright, I'll go to Mordor too tonight.
Then how the hobbit the loved him, as he shouted out with glee.
Frodo the gold ringed hobbit, you'll go down in history!
(Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
Walkin on the bridge of Khazad-Dum
You may not believe in fiends of Morgoth
But we know how they hang out in the gloom.
He'd been drinking to much ent drought
And we begged him not to go
But then the bridge, it cracked beneath him,
and all Frodo could do was just say no!
Gandalf got run over by the balrog
Walkin on the bridge of Khazad dum
You may not believe in fiends of Morgoth
But we all know they hang out in the gloom.
Well the flame and shadow took him
There was nothing we could do
So we flew away like fools
We didnt want to meet the same fate too!
Gandalf got run over by the balrog
Walkin on the bridge of Khazad-dum
You may not believ in fiends of Morgoth
But we all know they hang out in the gloom
So we left him to his problem
Cause, well what else could be done?
Now we've got a better leader
Besides, Aragorns the better looking one!
Gandalf got run over by the balrog
Walkin on the bridge of Khazad-dum
You may not believe in fiends of Morgoth
But we all know they hang out in the gloom!!!
(Let it Snow)
And these arrows aren't delightful
But the horn should make them all go
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.
Well they dont show any signs of stopping.
And their heads I keep on chopping
But my rescue has come too slow
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.
When they finally put out my lights
Oh how i wish that my horn wasn't broke
Where is that darn elf in tights
My resuce team is such a joke!
Well here I lay slowly dying
But Aragorn is still good bying.
But as long as Gondor goes on so
Let is blow, let it blow, let it blow!
(note to any sickos out there..this litteraly refers to the actual horn of Gondor!)
I saw three ships come sailing in to Pelennor in the morning.
And what was in those ships all three in Pelennor in Pelennor
And what was in those ships all three in Pelennor in the morning?
The armies came to save the day in Pelennor in Pelennor
The armies came to save the day in Pelennor in the morning.
And all the bells on earth did ring in Pelennor in Pelennor
And all the bells on earth did ring in Pelennor in the morning.
And all the rangers they did sing in Pelennor in Pelennor
And all the rangers they did sing in Pelennor in the morning.
Now let the world rejoice again in Pelennor in Pelennor
Now let the world rejoice again in Pelennor in the morning.
(I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
Deep inside Meduseld late last night.
Well they didn't see my sneak
Downstairs to take a peek
They thought that I was tucked up in my bed room fast asleep.
And I saw Strider tickle Eowyn
And she would twirl her dress so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If Arwen had walked in,
And saw Strider kissing Eowyn last night!
(The Christmas Song)
Grisknakh nipping at your nose
Tiny hobbits with their eyes all a glow
will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Saurons on his way
He's readied lots of icky terrors for today
And all the little hobbits are gonna cry
to see if Nazgul really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
to elves from 1 to 592
although its been said many times many ways
Saurons coming for you!
(We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
I wish the ring wasn't with us
I wish the ring wasnt with us,
I'm not happy it's here!
It's driving me oh so crazy
And Sauron he wants to kill me
I cant stand all this living in fear,
I wish Gandalf was here!