Listen up! This is where you can ask me either personal questions or any questions you'd find amusing for me to answer. I will answer any questions as long as they are appropriate or reasonable in my mind. Have fun! Please only ask no more than three questions a week. Thank you! Enjoy!



Claire Asks:

If the moon was blue, and the grass was purple, what would the name of your wife be?

Answer: Claire!

If I sent you a box of thongs as a Christmas present, what would you do?

Answer: Stare at them in shock for a minute, then, give them a disturbing look. I'd probably pick them up with two fingers, treat them like a disease, and either throw them out or find someone who wants them. LOL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Answer: As many as I want it to take before I bite. ;)

Boxers or briefs?

Answer: Boxers

Are you from Mars?

Answer: Not that I'm aware of. :)

Is the world REALLY going around the moon?

Answer: No, the world is orbiting around you. My lovely wife. ;)

Vicky Asks:

KetchupMuffinYay [12:41 AM]: What colour is your toothbrush? x.X Wow.. That was more than a little pathetic. *laughs*

Answer: My Toothbrush is blue and white.