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   One hot summer night in the summer of "00 a young man by the name of Dicky Breeding.  Dicky liked porn.  One night there was a show at the legendary Pink House.  Curtis decided he need a band that night.  So Dicky, Curtis, Daniel from tmfes, and Pat started a power violence band.  After the show Dicky, Curtis, and Pat decided to take it more seriously.
  They recruited Randy to play the bass and so Elians Christmas Tree Farm was born.  After the first day of practice there were 2 songs written Destruction and Decapitated Mortified Bodies on Really Sharp Spikes.
      Soon enough it was time for the first show and it was at Kat's house with the Next Best Thing.  The cops got called after the thrid song and shined there light in Curtis' eyes he looked like a deer getting hit by a Truck.
    Soon enough the Pirates Cove incident happened which just really sucked.  Fuck the Ike.
     In Januray Randy stopped coming to practice and they decided to get a new bass player
Donald.   After recording the first demo and selling like 4 the boys decided to break up seeing that Dicky was always grounded.
      But in late May Ectf got back together and added alot of people it didnt work out.  The band then played a show without Dicky but then later that summer finnally released the recordings from with Wess and played a huge house show at the pink house.  Patrick and Curtis soon moved to go to college but will return in December to play the final ECTF show ever.