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| Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked? Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself. |
| [Stokely having just kissed Stan] Stokely: I just didn't want to never have done that |
| Stokely: Bi-polar bitch. |
| Casey Conor: You can be such a... Delilah Proffitt: What? Casey Connor: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch. |
| Casey Connor: It must really blow being you. Stan: You have no idea. |
| Ms. Burke: I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you're going to be sucking my toes 'til graduation. |
| Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so noone would believe it if it ever happened. Casey: I think so. |
| Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here? Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here |
| Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those stories? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers end? Stokely: They get us. They win. We lose. Marybeth: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy. Stokely: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was. Marybeth: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am |
| Delilah: Then leave Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go and pulitzer. Stan: Oh blow me Delilah, 'cause i'm sick of your shit. Delilah: Go and get the fuck out of here and take your little freak-dyke with you. Stokely: Fuck you titbags. |
| Zeke: This where I get my equipment. Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs? Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually |
| Stokely: Body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. Casey: Yeah, so is Schinder's List. |
| Zeke: What are we going to do? Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do. Casey: If he's really your dad. Stan: You're right. |
| Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey? Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them. |
| Casey: You're not buying this, are you? Stokely: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool. |
| Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey: Into what people? Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens. ...That was a joke. |
| Coach Willis: You're not much into sports. Casey Connor: I feel that a person should run only when he's being chased. |
| Delilah: Casey, when did you become Sigourny Weaver? |
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