Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So they had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

To get me to eat it at dinner
They'd said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh again and again and again and again

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh again and again and again and again

So go forget your O-S-C-A-R
'Cause there's one meat by-product that's best by far

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

Everybody! (applause)

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