personal quotes

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realties."-Dr. Suess

"I used to be temporarily insane, but now I'm just stupid."-Brak, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"We'd like to take you home with us. We'd love to take you home."-The Beatles

"Killing is wrong, whether it's me, or your government, ot these guys."-Dead Man Walking

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."-Heady Lester

"I do have a test today...It's on European socialism. I'm not European, I don't plan on becoming European, so why should I care it they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists for all I care. That still won't change the fact that I don't have a car."-Ferris Bueller

"Some day we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."-Evan Davis

"Please do no shoot the pianist, he is doing his best."-Anonymous

"Drink as much as you can and then fall down."-Mike Mills

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."-Mark Twain

"Blame the goat."-Shel Silverstein

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Look, there's no voltage between my ears!"-Mr. Borton

"It's not as easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be."-James Therber

"And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet."-Shel Silverstein

"We can't fight gravity on a planet that insists that love is like falling and falling is like this"-ani difranco

"Make a guy a manager, and right away he turns into a crabby old man."-Lucy, Peanuts

"Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile."-The Grateful Dead

"All girls are princesses."-Sara Crew, The Little Princess

"On ne voit bien qu'avec le couer. L'essential est invisible pour les yeux."-le renard, Le Petit Prince

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."-Harry Truman

"All you need is love."-The Beatles

I've been living in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
I've been wondering if all the things I've seen
Were ever real, were ever really happening
-Sheryl Crow

"I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things."-Billy Joel