What do you both think you are doing???? We are supposed to be guarding this door against weary unsuspecting travelors...

Troll Princess: I am way to busy admiring my beauty...

Eardwig's child: And this book is to exciting to put down!!!

Eardbit: Thats it!! I am going at once to the queen.... *gasp*
HALT there!! You cannot enter here. Begone with you!!! No one knows the way to the Dragon's lair... And I will not tell you either...