10.11.00:-
Joe Scully: Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment that you have all been waiting for- the opening night of the Elite Wrestling Federation!!!
Lenny: That's right Joe, the fans have been wild with anticipation tonight so lets get this show going!
Match 1: The Shadow vs Triple H
(The lights dim and the sounds of a young child screaming are heard- The Shadow emerges and slowly strolls down the ramp. He enters the ring and awaits Triple H.)
(The Triple H theme blares over the speakers and the crowd cheer like hell. Triple H marches down the ramp with his hands in the air and enters the ring. The bell rings.)
Triple H begins by punches the Shadow hard in the stomach. The Shadow then reacts by kicking him right where it hurts, bounces off the ropes and clotheslines him to the ground.
Triple H lowblows the Shadow and uppercuts him against the turnbuckle. HHH kicks him several times in the stomach and the Shadow falls to the ground. The Shadow gets up and suplexes Triple H.
Joe Scully: Oh what's this- yes he's going for the Shadow Drop!!
The Shadow Shadow Drops Triple H and covers: 1..2..3!!
Joe Scully: That's it, The Shadow should be up for the IC Title anytime soon. What's our next match Lenny?
Lenny: It's the first title match in the EWF for the UK Title!
Match 2: Shogan vs The Rock for the UK title
(The Rock Theme blares out of the speakers and the crowd go absolutely nuts- TheRock stands at the top of the ramp doing the people's eyebrow, he walks down shaking hands with the fans as he goes. He enters the ring.)
(The Steve Blackman Theme blares over the arena and Shogan enters the arena and walks down the ramp stopping to flex his muscles to the crowd several times. He enters the ring. The bell rings.)
The Rock punches Shogan in the face 3 times then nails him to the floor with one hard punch. Shogan gets up and bounces off the ropes, he charges towards the Rock but the Rock easily nails him with the DDT. Shogan vertical suplexes The Rock and tries the pin: 1..2- the Rock kicks out!
The Rock kicks Shogan hard in the balls and then Rock Bottoms him!!
The crowd cheer as he perpares the people's elbow, he bounces off the ropes and the other side...peoples elbow!!
He covers- 1..2..3!!
Joe Scully: That was an easy win for The Rock, Shogan wasn't much of a challenge for him and he now is the first holder of the UK Title.
Lenny: Next up is the three-way hardcore match for the no.1 contender slot for the Hardcore Title.
Match 3: Matt Hardy vs Mustang vs Big Show
(The Big Show Theme blares out the loudspeakers as the Big Show swaggers down the ramp. He does his famous step over the ropes entrance and awaits his opponants.)
(The Triple H theme blares over the speakers and Mustang jogs down the ramp and into the ring- the crowd cheer madly.)
(Papa Roaches Last Resort plays on the speakers and Matt Hardy marches down the ramp with his arms open as the crowd cheer him on. AHe enters the ring, the bell rings.)
Mustang and Matt Hardy both head towards the Big Show Matt hits him twice in the stomach and Mustang kicks him up the ass. Big Show responds by performing trhe backbreaker on Matt Hardy as Mustang bounces off the ropes...
Mustang clotheslines the Big Show!!
Big Show and Matt Hardy are both down- Mustang grabs a steel chair from the floor of the ring, Matt Hardy uses the ropes to pull himself up. Mustang nails Matt Hardy over the head with the chair twice he's about to hit him again when the Big Show vertical Suplexes him from behind!
Big Show grabs a baseball bat and hits Mustang 3 times while he's down. The crowd boo the Big Show. Matt Hardy grabs a guitar and is climbing the turnbuckle...
Matt Hardy knocks the Big Show to the ground with the guitar from the top of the turnbuckle!!
Mustang quickly grabs the baseball bat that the Big Show dropped and hits Matt over the head with it, he then pushes him out of the ring and climbs the turnbuckle- but before he can jump off the Big Show bounces against the roipes and Mustang's you-know-what is crushed.
The Big Show steps over the ropes and jumps down and out of the ring and begins hitting Matt Hardy in the back with a plank of wood...
Meawhile, Mustang has climbed the turnbuckle again and jumps off hitting Big Show with his feet. The Big Show is down and Mustang is hitting Matt Hardy with a guitar when all of a sudden Manking charges down the ramp and hits Mustang over the head with a chair and locks in the Mandible Claw!!
All 3 competitors are down and Mankind lays Matt Hardy on top of Mustang...1..2..3!!
Joe Scully: And thats it!! Matt Hardy is no.1 contender for the Hardcore title!!
Lenny: Mustang and Big Show were better than him but with Mankind's help he's pulled it off!! Next up it's our match for the European Title..
Match 3: New Franchise vs Tornado vs Damien for the European Title
Damien is already standing in the middle of the ring with Chaos the vice-prez, they both look very smug...
The camara cuts to the locker room where we see Tornado lying on the ground in a big bloody mess.
Cameraman: Tornado, who the hell did this to you?
Tornado: It was...It was..(he goes uncontious)
The camera then cuts to the car park where there is no sign of New Franchise.
Joe Scully: The Prez is here to make an announcement.
Prez: OK, New Franchise, if you don't get your ass out here and fight within the next minute the European Title will go to Damien.
Damien and Chaos are still standing smugly in the centre of the ring when Chaos gets out and takes the mike from the Prez...
Chaos: I wouldn't expect New Franchise out here any time soon I made sure his ass was grass 10 minutes ago! hahahahaha!!
Prez: OK then the European belt goes to...Damien!!!
Damien is awarded the belt.
Joe Scully: What a confusion- But Damien is now the European Champion!
Lenny: Well it's the time you have all been waiting for- The main event between Chaos and Mankind for the No.1 contender slot for the Heavyweight Title!! The other contender will be decided at Hellraiser on Sunday.
Main Event: Inferno match between Chaos and Mankind:
(Ministry plays on the speakers and Chaos slowly walks down the ramp accompanied by Shogan and Damien. Shogan and Damien then sit down beside JS and Lenny.)
(The Mankind Theme plays on the speakers and the crowd cheer as he walks down the ramp and enters the ring. The ropes are alight and the bell rings.)
Chaos kicks Mankind in the face and knocks him down in one punch. Mankind uppercuts Chaos and Chaos replies with a DDT!
Chaos elbow drops Mankind and then stamps on him 3 times. Chaos turns him over.
Joe Scully: Whats this?! he's going for the walls of Jericho!
Chaos locks Mankind in the walls of Jerichobut then somehow Mankind gets out and up on his feet, Chaos vertical suplexes Mankind onto the ropes- Mankind is howling in pain!
Mankind drags himself to his feet and Chaos locks in the Tazzmission!!
Mankind still somehow manages to keep on going, and turns it around...
Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw!!!
Chaos slowly goes down to the ground as he cannot escape Mr. Socko! When all of a sudden the Prez himself comes down from the raftors and nails mankind over the head with a baseball bat!!
The Prez helps Chaos back to his feet and Chaos grabs Mr. Socko and sets him on fire from the ropes!!!
He then slips it back on Mankinds hand and chokeslams him to hell!
The Prez drags Mankind to his feet and Chaos Powerbombs him and covers: 1..2..3!!
Joe Scully: That's it!! Chaos is no.1 contender for the Heavyweight title!
Lenny: Thats right, he'll be up against the winner of Sunday's match and the Title will be decided at the 1st EWF PPV!!
Joe Scully: Well that's all for tonight it was one hell of a show!!
Lenny: We'll see you on Sunday for the 1st Hellraiser card.
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