| Welcome to I am Canadian........ but I don't do this....... I've decided to try my hand at a little poetry in this article. It will show everyone once and for all why i'm NOT a poet. Enjoy anyhow though. Elixa |
| I am Canadian and proud as can be, cause I live in a democracy.... Some say we're feeble some say we're weak but at least we're not getting our asses kicked by the americans (oops sorry that didn't rhyme did it?) ok where was I ......... oh yes Some say we're feeble some say we're weak But after North American and Europe get through with Afganistan we'll have them begging at our feet. Now I know what your thinking I'd think it too How do those Canadians pack away all that brew? Let me tell ya something it's a secrect so don't tell Truth is a regular Joe can't do it it's only a select few. (they're called alkey's and they're in a special club called AA, truth is every country has them) Now let's talk curling for a minute I'm not, never have been, never will be one of those (curler that is, ya know broom pusher ) Can't really see the point Trying to knock out "rocks" that another throws Then sweeping up the joint. Eh now that's an interesting word Though to other countries it sounds absurd They think we should delete that word fast! Well say that to my face dipshit and I'll kick your ass! (that's the Canadian way........ so much or weak and feeble EH) Ok time to talk Hockey actually you guys are right we kick ass in hockey (I'll give you that one) Let's not forget the lumberjacks sure we have a few And what can I say as for trees well....... we have a slew and god knows someone have to cut them!!!!!! (OK i'll admitt that paragraph was real shit but whatever you get my drift) Here's the grand ending the conclusion of a sorts We do not have pet penguins we do not live in ice forts We do have running water we do have MTV It's brought to us by Rodgers The miracle of cable in a civilized society |