(It seemed appropriate to put a tribute to coffee on a Janeway-centric Voyager site.)

CONGRATULATIONS: to the people at the
Mr Bean's Coffee stands at the University
of Queensland, who not only have a one-free-
coffee-after-six-purchases deal, but who also
came third in the Barista of the Year Competition.
 

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
You grind coffee beans in your mouth
You sleep with your eyes open
You watch videos on fast-forward
You lick your coffee pot clean
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
You can type 60 words a minute with your feet
You can jump-start your car without calbes
Your only source of nutrition comes from Nutra-sweet
You don't sweat, you percolate
You're worn out the handle on your favourite coffee mug
You go to AA meetings for the free coffee
You've worn the finish off your coffee table
Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house
You're so wired you pick up FM radio
Instant coffee takes too long

"We're working on our plans
for world domination.  The key
is coffee machines ... that think."
Riley in "Restless", Buffy the Vampire Slayer