Simpsons Quiz: Are You A Loyal Viewer Answers

1) Which one of Marge's Sisters has resorted to a life of celibacy? PATTY

2) What is Homer's Brothers Name? (first and last) HERB POWELL

3) Who is Radioactive Man's Sidekick? FALLOUTBOY

4) Who replaced Sideshow Bob? SIDESHOW MEL

5) Who is the Channel 5 ACTION news host? KENT BROCKMAN

6) Who is Bart's Teacher? MRS. KRABAPPEL

7) Who is Lisa's Teacher? MISS HOOVER

8) Who is Ned Flanders' wife? MAUD FLANDERS

9) What is the name of the Flanders' store? THE LEFTORIUM

10) Who is the founder of Springfield? JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD

11) What is the name of Burns' beloved bear? BO BO

12) Where did the Simpsons find Santa's Little Helper? THE TRACK

13) Who is Ralph's incompetent dad? CHIEF CLANCY WIGGUM

14) Who was the country singing sensation that Homer managed? LERLENE

15) Who is Patty and Selma's favorite star? McGYVER

16) What were Bart's first words? AYE CARUMBA

17) What "letter is the Springfield Cat Burglar's "tresure" burried under? T

18) What excuse does Homer use (on his insurance form) to buy Dimoxinil? TO PREVENT BRAIN FROM FREEZING

19) Who does Springfield believe is trapped in the well? TIMMY O' TOOLE

20) Who narrates "The Raven" in Holloween Special IV? LENARD NEMOY or JAMES EARL JONES **not sure which one is correct** (email me at thekeeling@excite.com if you have input)

21) What is Lisa's future occupation according to the CANT test? HOMEMAKER

22) What instrument does Homer replace Lisa's Sax with after it is stolen? A JUG

23) Where does Milhouse's dad work? THE CRACKER FACTORY

24) What drink is unique to the Kwik-E-Mart? SQUISHIE

25) What are two facts that prove that Sideshow Bob framed Krusty? LARGE FEET, READING, AND PACEMAKER

26) What is the Springfield equivalent to Barbie? MALIBU STACY

27) What is the name of Lisa's "politically correct" doll? LISA LIONHEART

28) Who opens up Springfields casino? MR.BURNS

29) What does Lisa's valentine to Ralph say? I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU

30) What alias last name do the Simpsons go under to avoid Sideshow Bob? THE THOMPSONS

31) What name is spray painted all over Springfield? EL BARTO

32) Who is Krusty's father? HAYMEN KRUSTOFSKY

33) What does Herman sell? MILITARY ANTIQUES

33) How did Herman loose his arm? STICKING HIS ARM OUT THE BUS WINDOW

34) Who are the twins in Bart's class? TERRY and SHERRY

35) Who is Skinner's superior? SUPERATTENDENT CHALMERS

36) Who is Lunch Lady at Springfield Elementary? LUNCH LADY DORIS

37) What does Bart name his elephant? STAMPY

38) What does Homer sell to get counselling for his family? THE TV

39) Who introduces Bart to Herman? ABE SIMPSON

40) What do the Simpsons buy to keep up with the Flanders? AN RV

41) What street do the Simpsons live on? EVERGREEN TERRACE

42) What imitation drink did Bart discover he was having at lunchtime? MALK

43) What perscription drug is Krusty addicted to? PERKADAN

44) What is Bleeding Gums Murphy's $1500 a day habbit? FABRAGET EGGS

45) What vegetable did Shelbyvile drink to celebrate their victory over Springfield? TURNIPS

46) Fill in the blank. (Nelson) "Hey Bart, your EPIDERMIS is showing."

47) What is Moe's last name? (donated by Rich) SIZLAC

48)What is bart's twin's name? (donated by Lorraine) HUGO

49)In the first full episode of the Simpsons, what is Scrabble word Bart puts down? (donated by Sarah) KWIJIBO

50) What's the full name of the man who thought he was Michael Jackson?(donated by Kathryn) LEON KOMPOWSKY

51)What was the name of grandpa simpsons girl friend? (donated by barthalemo simpson) BEA SIMMONS

52)What is the name of the store next to Moe's?(donated by Jeff) KING TOOT'S MUSIC STORE

53)How many puppies did santa's little helper have?(donated by Su) 25

54)Who shot Mr.Burns?(donated by Jon Freeman) MAGGIE SIMPSON

55)What is the name of the founder of Springfield? (donated by Chris) HANS SPRUNGFELD

56)Who was the woman that Homer went to Capitol City with? (donated by Dustin Goodson) MINDY

57)What did lisa eat when she and her classmates got stranded on the island while the others ate the boar? (donated by Julian) SLIME

58)What is the name of the creator of Itchy and Scratchy? (donated by Elenora) CHESTER LAMPWICK

59)Who shows up in the clouds before Bleeding Gums Murphy when Lisa is talking to him? (donated by Amanda Sealy) DARTH VADER and SIMBAS FATHER

60)What is Homer's job in the Nuclear Power Plant? (donated by Tony) SAFTY INSPECTOR

61)What movie does Homer think the third deminsion looks like? (donated by Brandon) TRON

62)What is the name of the 3 eyed fish? (donated by Sarah) BLINKY

63)What is the first thing to go wrong at Itchy and Scratcy Land? (donated by Mike Shannon) THE PILOT SAYS "POSSIBAY"

64)How did Sideshow Mel get the bone stuck in his hair? (donated by Sal Barajas) TRYING TO GET GUM OUT WITH IT

65)What animal talked to Homer when he ate a spicey pepper at the chili festival? (donated by Kasie G.) A COYOTE

66) What is maggie's first word?(donated by Matt) DADDY

67) What is Lisa's future loves name? (donated by Matt) HUGH PARKFIELD

68) What celebriy Sideshow did Krusty have in his come-back special?(donated by Christine) SIDESHOW LUKE PERRY

69) What holiday was replaced by "Do what you feel day"? (donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) DO WHAT WE SAY DAY

70) Who holds back the electric car / Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) THE STONECUTTERS

71) What is the last inition rite that Homer has to go through to join (number 70)? (donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone)

72) Who does Homer hang out with after he is kicked out of (number 70 and 71)?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) MONKEYS

73) What does Homer polish his head in at the bowling alley?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) SHINE-O-BALL-O

74) Who moved in across the street from the Simpsons after George Bush moved out?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) GEROLD FORD

75) Who stole Peter Frampton's orchestra?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) CIPRUS HILL

76) What is Abe Simpson's WWII unit called?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) HELLFISH

77) During the shooting of "Radioactive Man the Movie", what do the goggles do?(donated by Mr. & Mrs. Arnone) NOTHING

78) What does the sign say on the left window of Al's pet shop? (Anonymous) ALL OUR PETS ARE FLUSHABLE

79) What type of car does Ned Flanders drive? (donated by Ira Kohn) A GEO

80) In the Spin Off special what is the name of the litle green alien that will be implemented into next seasons show? (donated by JizCUA) OSMODIAR

81) What is Moe's religion? (donated by JizCUA) SNAKE HANDLER

82) What is the only prank phone call to ever go wrong for Bart to Moes? (donated by JizCUA) HUGH JASS

83) What is Moe's real name? (donated by JizCUA) MOEMAR

84) Who takes over for Apu when he gets fired from the Kwik-E mart? (donated by JizCUA) JAMES WOODS

Bonus

Bonus 1) What is Martin's I.Q.? 216

Bonus 2) Fill in the blanks. SMILIN' JOE FISSION

Bonus 3) Who is Bart's older brother? TOM

Bonus 4) What are Cletus's children named? Tiffany, Hiller, Cody, Dillen, Dermet, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Westly, Rumor, Scout, Casody, Tro, Clo, Max, Hunter, Candle, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Cubert, and Phil

Bonus 5) What does the apron that homer puts on Sants's Little Helpers Puppys in say? (donated by Allen Smith) COOK THOSE DOGS

Bonus 6) What does Troy McClure's bumper sticker say? (donated by Mary Fettes) FOLLOW ME TO THE AQUIARIUM

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