Christmas in The Tropics
          by Yours Truly


          Christmas in the tropics. Specifically in Merida, that formerly white pearl in the rocky flatlands called Yucatan.

          Christmas in this particular part of the tropics starts soon, at least as far as the stores go, there not being a Thanksgiving shopping frenzy to celebrate like in the good old U.S. of A. It starts so early in fact, that in mid September you can begin to find a few Christmas lights and some adornos sprinkled amongst the usual merchandise. This always comes as a shock to me, since I've just shaken the last of the sand out of my car's floormats (from the 2 month stint at the beach) and have deposited the kiddies in school.
           

          Shopping

          The feeding frenzy really gets going when the first real live (well they were alive at one point) Christmas trees arrive at the big supermarkets. San Francisco de Asis (the store, not the saint) announces these with catchy jingles and an excited voice telling us that they are imported from Canada. Among the middle and upper class, a real tree has become the must-have item for Christmas, and I can't blame them, since the scent of the real thing sure beats those cheesy plastic trees in pseudo green and sparkly white that still manage a decent showing among the less fortunate who either buy a new one or get last year's out of the closet and proceed to unbend those frazzled wire branches. Tacky tack tacky. The trees start arriving mid to late November and everyone rushes out and throws one on the roof of the car to take it home and have the maid decorate it. That's what you have maids for isn't it? It's strange to be driving along Montejo on a hot sunny day with the air conditioning going full blast and seeing a Cutlass with a tree strapped on it's roof.

          By the time the trees have made their appearance, stores are going all out to sell their Christmas wares and by early December ie 6th or 7th, you won't find a real pino anywhere. This also happens with the rest of the Christmas stuff. I dropped by Ace Hardware around the 7th and they had absolutely nothing left except for a few esferas and package or two of lights. Since local merchants don't want to have an excess of inventory after the holiday season (post-Christmas bargain sales being unheard of here) they only import or buy what they think they can sell and then subtract a little. Everyone knows this so the locals buy buy buy as fast as they can to avoid the no hay syndrome that will soon follow. So if you don't have your tree, your really cool toys, and your ornaments by early December, you'll be out of luck and the kids won't get the latest goodies because Sears, Sams, Price, Ace, Chapur etc only bought a few of each one.
           

          Traditions

          Local traditions, many of which are only seen in the more religious and out of 'cosmopolitan' Merida villages include the singing of the 'rama', where kids stuff little candles into cans that have holes punched in them to turn them into little homemade lanterns and go house to house to sing this little tune in that desafinado way they do and basically ask for money. Some people say they are also supposed to carry a little Nativity. The final destination of these monetary contributions is the kids themselves, who use it to buy dulces and goodies. Think of it as a Trick or Treat kind of situation, only for Christmas. The less kids in a group, the greater the take per capita.

          In Merida itself, you won't see much of 'la rama' except in some of the colonias or barrios that are so-called populares. Popular in local lingo does not mean that everyone wants to live there; al contrario, it means poor but nobody really wants to call them that so they are called populares. This is a pet phrase of aspiring politicians who always cite the citizenry of the colonias populares when announcing grandiosos programas de asistencia social.

          Those select and priveleged few in that special social class that has gone to Miami or Houston to do their Christmas shopping will go to mass, but their kids wouldn't be caught dead singing la rama (que oso) it's much easier just to ask papito for some money.

          Another tradition that is disconcerting to those of us who drive along the Merida-Progreso highway due to the slow moving vehicles and flashing lights, is the nocturnal Guadalupana running thing. Groups of jovenes or young people take turns running/jogging the length of the highway, torch in hand, followed and preceded by slow moving trucks loaded with more runners cheering them on and bedecked with imagenes of the Virgen de Guadalupe.
           

          Food

          The typical food list for the holidays is headed up by el pavo (turkey), patio home grown, ie your back yard if you're popular, Parsons if you're middle class; imported and bought at Sam's or encargado from Minelia if you are well off and your patio isn't really appropriate for the raising of turkeys (they might fall in the swimming pool).

          In case you're wondering, there are many cocinas economicas and not so economicas that will prepare food for you all year round and these places are busy busy busy during special seasons like Hanal Pix'an, Christmas etc. So if you're well off, part of the clase acomodada, but not so acomodada that you have your own cook or chef, you visit places like Minelia's who make great food to go and that way you don't do much in the way of meal preparation except buy some turrones or other sweets like dried fruit (dates, figs or a fruitcake etc.) perhaps at San Francisco or Super Maz. If you like your fruitcake really aged, Carrefour has one that they've been trying to sell since they opened a couple of years ago, so it should be nicely aged by now. Look in the freezer section.

          Other holiday treats that figure importantly on the menu during this season are:
           

          • Sandwichon - My favorite! Crustless white bread cut lengthwise smeared with pate or cheesy spread, then rolled and served sliced, mmm good!
          • Ensalada Navideña - a kind of Waldorfish salad, creamy and sweet

          Musica Navideña

          Christmas music for those who couldn't figure that one out. If you've ever been to a mall in the States during Christmas-time, you know how nice those relaxing Christmas tunes can sound in spite of fellow shoppers elbows stuck in your ribs at the Victoria's Secret bargain table.
          Or how about a Christmas concert? Handel's Messiah for the highbrow 'uf' set or maybe the Nutcracker that plays all month long in most large cities.

          In Merida there isn't much of this kind of thing. Christmas music (heard in the malls and on the radio) is limited to disco/dance remixes of American and Spanish carols sung by popular 'artists' such as the multi-talented Tatiana, or, on the more cultural side of the musical spectrum, there are the little kids choirs that are really off-key singing, again, spanish translations of American or English or even German Christmas carols, or Spanish villancicos. This is the type of music that would make my former choir teacher screech and the hair raising equivalent of running your nails down the blackboard. But, anything musical with kids, however corny, is considered cute (ay que lindo) especially among the chilangos, who adore this sort of stuff.

          Someone was explaining to me the other day that there are no real Mexican Christmas carols and no real history of Christmas music per se, with the permutations and mutations found in the U.S. for example. (How many remakes and re-recordings of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer are there anyway?) Maybe that's why Christmas music isn't such a big deal here. In any case, good holiday music is one of the things a neurotic foreigner like me misses at Christmastime.

          Whatever. Christmas is a time to be with your family, so wherever they are, that is the best place to be. While I miss a few things from home, like the food, the music and above all the COLD!, I sure don't miss shoveling snow out of the driveway, scraping frost off my car windshield with a credit card, or stomping through 3 feet of the white stuff to get to the bus station where I can ride in steamy, germ-filled warmth with 30 other stranded motorists and assorted wierdos to my destination.
           


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