Every once in a while, an error is committed that is so shameful, so excruciatingly grevious, that only one course of action is open. Pass the buck.
So, that means that I'm not responsible for confusing Burrito and Diablo. It was, ah, the web designer. And sunspots. And Moon-men. And, ah, the Illuminati--No! Arthur-Daniels Heartland! But definitely not me. Nope.
For those of you who just tuned in, shortly after this page opened, I got this in my mailbox:
*********************** From: ********@aol.com (Frankie Hoo-ah) To: elmo_iscariot@hotmail.com Subject: Life Saving Corrections!! Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 01:38:41 EST Flying Burrito always wears the Blue/White mask and Black tights. Taco Diablo always wears the Green/Gold/Red mask and the Red tights. I'd hurry up and make those corrections before they notice!! Love, Frankie (just lookin' out for your saftey!) ***********************
And thank Scott Baio for it. The corrections were made like lightning, but not before this came through:
*********************** From: somewherebeyondtheveiloftears@webtv.com To: elmo_iscariot@hotmail.com Subject: Re: Life Saving Corrections!! Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 12:11:54 EST [CRASH!!!] [THEME MUSIC : TACO SHACK by DICK DALE] Flying Burrito: Hey Ju' Guy! Ju'd better fix dat site before we com' an' kick jur' ass! Taco Diablo: Yeah! Don't make me reach through dis' computer and beat ju' silly! This has been a warning by the Flying Burrito & Taco Diablo warning system. This was only a warning, if it had been a real emergency, they would have kicked you ass. Thank you. ***********************
Whew! Big thanks to Frankie for averting catastrophe! And now, you may move on to the Museum's next exhibit. Remember, not my fault!