Damn! And I thought Israeli customs was tough!
"Then, Great Spirit create 'Land of Thousand Virgins'..."
"Peter flung my 'fro," he said, wincing, "to a crocodile that happened to be passing by."
"I have often," said Smee, "noticed your strange dread of crocodiles."
"Not of crocodiles," Chad corrected him, "but of that one crocodile." He lowered his voice. "It liked my 'fro so much, Smee, that it has followed me ever since, from sea to sea and from land to land, licking its lips for the rest of me."
"Just let your head flop back and forward;
your neck is a well-cooked piece of asparagus..."
John Belushi is "Samurai Gallagher"!