Lingerie Night 2001


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Woo-hoo! More Lingerie Night!

Has anybody ever heard of _cold_ girl-on-girl-action?
Christopher Walken doesn't just get off on
sheep. He also digs Hot Girl-On-Girl-Action(tm).

Evan does the most unique Vannah White impression I've ever seen
From left to right: Cavallo, Dave as the sexiest
Oompa-Loompa this side of Loompaland, a guy whose privates
are
way too puplic at the moment, Matt hiding behind Evan,
Evan, James, and Bruce as Tommy Lee Jones in "Men in Black
(the Unrated Version)"

How many movies draw crowds like this?  Just High Noon and Rocky, as far as _I_ know.
Stymied by the male contestants, the cast calls in an expert.

And, to flog a dead bantha, why didn't Chewbacca get a medal?  He was just as important a the goddamn humans!  Filthy rebel racists.
Dude, this is just like the award ceremony from Star Wars!

Her camera, on the other hand, doesn't seem shy at all.
Right, now she gets camera shy. That makes sense.