Y'know how you'll just be driving along and think, "hey, I should see what I can find out about asparagus farming on the internet", but then when you sit down in front of the computer you promptly forget what you'd wanted to look up, and just stare blankly at the screen? Know that feeling? Well, there's two thing you can do: follow some of the links on this page, or just go get some porn.
I tend to prefer the second option, too, but in case you don wanna, follow these links. I dunno, I'm tired. That thing up there's about as clever as I'm capable of right now. Sad, huh? Just follow the links. They're fun, I promise. And no porn. Not yet. Anyway.
HOH Pages:
First of all, there's The Official HOH Homepage.
Then there's Heathyre's HOH Page. Heathyre's digital picture-makin'-box is a common sight at Rocky. Copious pictures here.
And, of course, you can check out The other Mike's HOH Page, but there's not much there right now.
And then there's Evan's HOH Page. If you've ever been to the show, Evan's the scary one. No, the other scary one. No, no, the other scary male one. Right. That's the guy.
Other RHPS Stuff:
The RHPS Shooting Script. See what changed during filming.
You all probably have The Anal Retentive Costume List bookmarked already, but just in case...
Shakespeare Stuff:
"I love Hamlet. I also like The Young Ones." Voila! The Skinhead Hamlet!
Did you know that the word "bung hole" is used in Hamlet? It's true! Learn and grow with the Shakespeare Search.
The Reduced Shakespeare Company. Worship them.
Other Stuff:
Remember how Dr. Evil said that he "spent four years in evil medical school"? Well, I found their homepage: Evil Science University.
And you can learn about the dean's other projects over at Dr. Vulture's main page.
Y'know how they say cigarettes are more addictive that heroin? Well, The Sims is more addictive than cigarrettes. Visit The Seven Deadly Sims for sinful downloads (Mmm... Lust...), and Rattiland.com for gay pride decorations.
Wanna see all the stuff that was almost in Star Wars? Go to T'Bone's Cut Scene Archive.
Everybody should have The Brunching Shuttlecocks bookmarked already.
For the last time, computer viruses can't be contracted by opening an email. That forwarded warning from your best friend's hardresser is a hoax. There. I feel better. Anyhoo, if you absotively, posolutely have to be sure, go to Symantec's Virus Hype Alerts and feel all warm and fuzzy and wise and stuff.
Speaking of working to eradicate ignorance, check out The Skeptic's Dictionary. All the hard info you could possibly need about superstition and pseudoscience, conveniently alphabetized.
Another mandatory bookmark, the Urban Legends Reference Page at Snopes.com.
And, of course, there's The Straight Dope. Learn from cecil Adams, world's smartest human.
Know anything about handcuffs? No, you don't. Check out Yossie's Handcuff Page and feel all humbled. Or disturbed. Whatever.
Hey! More on handcuffs! Houdini-era restraint reproductions at Stockade Locksmiths. Ian also offers a line of escape artists' equipment, and fabricates obsolete handcuff keys to order. [Michael-gasm!]
Corona's Coming Attractions is one of my very favorite movie news sites. Go now.
SodaPlay. Fun!
Bible Gateway. Find bible quotes! Like, ah, "And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool." Man, the poetry of the bible is so beautiful.
The award for best site name goes to: Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments
Hey! More required bookmarks! Project Gutenberg!
Gotta love the The Universal Life Church. You can become a minister online. And, last I heard, a California court upheld the right of ULC ministers to perform marraiges. Neat!
The First Church of Shatnerology. William Shatner sings "Taxi". William Shatner sings "Rocketman". More proof that Christ died in vain.
Did you know that the entire Encyclopedia Britannica's online? for FREE? You should have.
If you're feeling morbid, Find a Grave.
The Onion is the single best source of news on the internet.
I haven't visited Hyperdiscordia in over a year! If it sucks, don't blame me!
For comedy, check out the famous ChildCare Action Project. Movie reviews by a twisted amalgam of Billy Graham, Ward Cleaver, and Tomas Torquemada. For real fun, see his review of Rocky Horror.
Hey! Dr. Laura Nude! It's not porn, it's art! At least, that's what she said.
And finally, The Last Page on the Internet.