WARNING!!!!!!!!!!

You must read this disclaimer before you:
A.) view my web page
2.) sue my web page
D.) pass the 11th grade
E.) correctly spell SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALODOUSUS backwards; or
6.) figure out what is wrong with my numbering.

Now that that is over with, this web page is for entertainment, business, commercial, recreational, community, posterity, and/or my use only. You should not be looking at this web page if you don’t know me (so, GO AWAY!!), if you are not a Homo Sapian, if you are James Fletcher, or if you do not have a computer. This web page is free, so you can send credit card information, checks, money orders, cash, or either an arm or a leg (it’s up to you) to my e-mail address. The more money you give, the more access that you will get to my web page. Thank you for your contributions.
If you plan to sue me for any copyright infringement, I ask you to think about this. It is true that I may have viewed your page, but you have no actual proof that would hold up in a court of law. At least not one with a judge. All of the information from this page can and could be found by using public unnamed sources, except for all of the funny stuff, but who cares? If you claim that I have stolen pictures from your page, I really doubt that you created, developed, printed, colored, and scanned these pictures. Most of these pictures I have seen in at least 3 different pages, so back off!
All information on this page has been copyrighted by CPI Publishing. Some assembly required. No batteries included. Some restrictions apply. Must be at least 42 in. to view this web page. Not recommended for pregnant women, and those who suffer from constipation. Newt for President. No smoking. !scixelsyd lla ot emocleW Yes-in-diddley-doddley! All you need is love. Loud typing included for the hearing impaired. Elvis has left the building! Incase of an emergency, please run, don’t walk to the nearest cliff and jump off. Click twice if you have a bad short term memory. Hello to all of the little people out there that I stepped on to get a better look. You have too much free time on your hands. I am not a crook! Click twice if you have a bad short term memory. Those who forget history are bound to repeat it, along with English, math, Chemistry, P.E., finger painting, Pig Latin, band, advanced thermonuclear power team, and the 10th grade. Click twice if you have a bad short term memory. Wo ist die Mussikkassetten? Click twice if you have a bad short term memory. Click twice if you have a bad short term memory. Thank you, and good night! What are we go to do tomorrow night, Brain? The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!

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