Full Metal Alchemist
chapter one
Author: Arfshakepupi

Author's Note: This is my first time writing a fanfic about FMA so I might not be good at it. Well, anyway enjoy!


     In the HQ, Ed, Al, Mustang, Hawkeye, Hughes and Breda were talking. "You know, there have been rumors" said Mustang. "About what?" asked Ed. "That Scar is on the loose killing soldiers". "......I remember that time he blew up my auto-mail, now that wasn't funny!"

     "Ha-haha-haha-ha!". Ed glared at Breda. "What?! I was trying to make it funny!". "Shut up!" said Ed. "Remember, I'm a state alchemist, I can tear you apart!". "Then I will get Mustang on you to burn you to shreds!. Remember, he's the flame alchemist and the Colenel". Mustang lift his head with a suprised look on his face.

     "Ha! like Mustang can really lift a finger on me!". "What?! yes I could!". "Yeah, you could" said Ed in a sarcastic way. "Don't get sarcastic with me!". "Don't get sarcastic with me!" said Ed mocking Mustang.

     "At least I'm not in love with Winry!". "W-what! w-why I oughta! at least I'm not in love with with Hawkeye!" said Ed blushing red. Hawkeye started to blush from the comment that Ed said to Mustang. Then Mustang started to blush.
     "W-why, y-you little brat!". "W-why, y-you little brat!" said Ed mocking Mustang again. "Stop mocking me!". "Why should I?". "Because I might say something you might not like". "Like what?". "Your're so small that I could step on you and you're such a shorty!".

     "....Who?......who?......WHO YOU CALLING SMALL?!". Ed was ready to attack Mustang. Ed jumped from the table to attack Mustang but Al caught him just in time. "Brother, calm down" Al said. Ed was throwing fists and fidgiting trying to escape Al's grasp but he couldn't.

     ".....He's scary when he gets mad!" said Breda. "End of argument! I have an important annoncement to make" said Hughes. "About what? Scar?" asked Ed. "....No....how would everyone like to see a picture of my little daughter who turned three this year? huh! huh!".

     "You know, she is sooo cute! she follows me everywhere! she even calls me daddy!". "Eee-yeah" said Mustang. "What? you don't agree with me?". "It's not that, it's just....YOU ARE CRAZY AND INSANE!!!". "Oh.....so anyway, I have 230 pictures in my wallet and I could divide the pictures in 30 for each person at the table.

     Let's see...30 for me, which leaves me with 190 pictures left. 30 pictures for Edward, which leaves me with 160 pictures left. 30 pictures for the Colenel, which leaves me with 130 pictures left. 30 pictures for Lieutenant Hawkeye, which leaves me with 90 pictures left. 30 pictures for Alphonse, which leaves me with 60 pictures left and 30 pictures for Lieutenanat Breda which leaves me with 30 pictures left inside my wallet. Now everyone inside this room will not forget her!".

     Everyone looked at Hughes with a stupid look on their face. "....You really like to show off pictures of your little daughter" said Breda. "Look who's talking Mister I'm not afraid of anything, which you are". "I'm not scared of anything!". "Ruff-ruff!" said Ed imitating a dog. "Ahh! dog!!! get away, get away, get away!" Breda said repeating his sentences very quickly. Breda ran to his room like the speed of light.

     ".....Sorry?" Ed muttered. Al started to laugh a little. "Hey guys and girl, what you all doing?". "Ah, Lieutenant Havoc, you're just in time!". ".....For what?". "Giving my little daughter's pictures out so no one will forget her!. Here you go, my last patch of 30 pictures". Havoc gave him a stupid look but he took them anyway. "............OH NO! I GAVE ALL MY PICTURES OF ELYSSIA?!". "Uhh, duh!" said Breda. "I think I'm going to have a heart attack!". "Calm down Lieutenant Colenel, you know, there's something called "camera" and you can take pictures of her again and stuff up your wallet....again!" said Havoc.

     "....Oh yeah!" said Hughes. "You're slow!" Breda commented. "I'm not slow!". While Hughes and Havoc were talking, Ed and Al were playing cards. "Got any three's?" asked Ed. "I know what we can do!" said Hughes. Hughes slid the cards off the table. "Hughes! me and Al were in the middle of the game!". "No you weren't, you sitting in your seat, you was not in the middle, you was at the side!". "You know major...you take things too literally...". "LIEUTENANT COLENEL! hmph!". "Yeah...sure..." said Ed with a sweat drop.

     "How are you winning me so easily?" asked Al. An ace, King, Queen and Jack fell out of his jacket sleeve. "1". "Uhh...I can explain!". "So this is how you were winning the whole time?! cheater!".

     "What?! I'm not a cheater!". "So what fell out of your jacket sleeve just now?!". "Uhh...bills?". "You don't pay bills!". "Yes I do! uhh...secretly!". "Cheater, cheater, cheater!". "Ahem! as I was saying...." said Hughes but the Elrics kept on continuing arguing.

     "Loser, loser, loser!". "I'm not a loser, you're a cheater!". "No I'm not!". "Yes you are!" ". "Uh-uh!". "Uh-huh!". "Uh-uh!". "Uh-huh!". "EDWARD ELRIC AND ALPHONSE ELRIC...I was trying to tell you something...". "To tell us you really didn't give all your little daughter's pictures away and you still have 30 left and you completely forgot?" said Ed.

     Hughes had a suprised look on his face. "No........Oh yeah! I still have 30 left! I forgot!". "You always forget everything, I also think your're completely an idiot and do you got short-term memory lost?" commented Mustang. "ROY MUSTANG! if you make a comment about me again, I'n gonna...". "You're gonna what? slice pictures on me to death?". "Hughes tackled Mustang". "I will teach you to not mess with Lieutenant Colenel Maes Hughes!".

To Be Continued......


Well I guess that the first page was good but I'm hoping to make another chapter! Oh yeah, I hope you liked it!


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