To Promote International Peace and Harmony

The Earth Conglomeration hereby orders the name "Christmas Day" be changed
to a more acceptable designator for the mass of humanity.
From now onwards the name for the December 25th holiday shall be....


"Merry-Happy-Joy-Joy Shop-Buy-Sell Giving-Getting
Fall-Winter-Spring-Summer
Season Greeting and Salutation Day"



Thank you for your obedience to our cause.


Note:
In keeping with the tradition of Individuality and Festivity,
you will be allowed to chop down a tree each year and cover it with the
lights and ornaments of your choosing, so long as tastefully done.

© 2008 The Earth Conglomeration, inc.