| Oh yes - you've had experiences of this vibrant Middle England conurbation. Didn't they throw bottles of piss at you onstage? Yeah, but that's because I insulted them. My big mouth getting me into trouble again. I think I dedicated Bruise Pristine to "50,000 crimes against fashion" It took them a while to realise there were 50,000 of them, then the bottles started flying. But we've dodged worse: cans of beer, used condoms, people throwing bullets. Do you get more pleasant stuff sent by fans? I get prozac, mainly. Plus nail varnish that I find quite boring, and gothic jewellery. But I also get photos of kids, post parental abuse. One girl, I couldn't make out the rest of her face - sent a huge black eye. Underneath she'd written "KILL FUCK DIE". I carry them around as good luck charms. We're compiling a survey of rock stars. What's the worst porn you've ever seen? Bestiality has always disturbed me. A friend of mine showed me this video - apparently the best under the counter seller - that was just a fat man masturbating for about an hour. But there's one I'm intrigued by: all I know is that it involves a young, slim, Asian lady, an incredibly portly Caucasian woman, a huge tub of lube and a bathing cap. I think we can all do the math. We can. Finally, a scrupules question. You're forced to play Russian roulette - which five people do you invite to play with you? My God. Eminem for starters. Then Fred Durst, from Limp Bizkit. Let's throw Britney in there. Then Marilyn Manson - just because he's sick enough to enjoy it. And the last one? Tony Blair. He's such a great disappointment - and he plays roulette with other people's lives all the time. It'd be good to see him sweat for a change. |