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QUOTES
Brians Quotes:
"The only people who what I'm like are Steve and Stef - they have to live with me 10 months of the year. Your personal is just something people feed off" - GENERATION X
"I unfortunately saw that program (Big Brother) Arse. Complete arse. They should have axed the show." - KERRANG
"Even in the pre-make up days, these poor men would approach me and start talking. Then I'd introduce myself as Brian and watch their jaws drop" - FHM
"The first album dealt with sex, drugs and rock and roll.Crazy sex, wild sex, sex on drugs, all that."
"We are three different personalities with different sexualities, and we're best friends, so what you get is an extremely interesting mix of emotions. If it confuses people then its fine. Thats fun. Confusion is sex." - BOYZ
"Its still strange twisted love songs, but less sex, sex, sex, sex." (About BMM) - SELECT
"Who else do I fucking hate? Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. He's number one on the shitlist." - MELODY MAKER
"I think that if there a lot of boys out there who have me on their wall instead of Eric Cantona or Liam Gallagher, then we're really getting somewhere. Maybe they wont all grow up to be shitheads. I'd like to take a big fucking drill to Liam's head." - ATTITUDE
"HEY KIDS!! SMOKE CRACK!!" - NME
"Hit the road Jack, and dont you SMOKE CRACK no more, no more, no more, no more." - NME
"MTV MAKES ME WANNA SMOKE CRACK!!!" - NME
"Im probably one of the most un-guitary guitarists you'll ever meet. I dont know the names of the strings, and thank god for techs, because Im not very good at tuning." - GUITARIST
"We're the faggotts that your girlfriends fancy" - ROLLING STONE
"Ive always thought I had a bit of Elton John in me. Haha, I didnt mean that as a pun"
"We left a trail of blood and spunk across the UK"
(On the success of Pure Morning) "It was a gift from the god of music, who decended from the skies and said 'Here boys, you've been working really hard, have a hit'" - JUICE
Stef's Quotes:
"Shagging and ligging gets boring - its like eating cake" - ROCK SOUND
"We turned the tour bus into the disco bus" - BOYZ
"We like to provoke strong reactions in people." - REAL DETROIT WEEKLY
"Indifference is something we try to avoid, sometimes that leads to confusion, or anger, or interest - but you can never really predict the outcome." REAL DETROIT WEEKLY
"Fuck you, we're gonna take this, we're gonna make some money out of it, and put it on the album." (about Evil Dildo) - DB MAGAZINE
"If you thought we were huggable then we're gonna kick you in the ass." - NME
"Put crudely, the way it is with Placebo, is that I am the Mum, Steve is the Dad, and Brian can be the baby sometimes." - NME
Steve's Quotes:
(upon first meeting the band) "You miserable cunts, you're in a successful band selling loads of records and look at you. look at the fucking state of you." - LIVING ABROAD MAGAZINE
"Brian and I have one major argument every six months, mostly along the lines of 'Who put the fucking cheese over there, you bastard!' 'Dont know' 'Well, its your fucking cheese!'" - MELODY MAKER
"Female English teachers, they're fucking sexy" - MELODY MAKER
"Id rather be in Australia than America any day. Its just more laid back, cool, smiling, chilling, while in America they're smiling at you while holding a gun to your head" - RIP IT UP
"You lose your head, dont you. If you're shagging every day. Too much of any good thing, and you end up in a bad way." - RAY GUN
"I always wanted to be a rock star, not a pop star. There's a difference." - BOYZ
Quotes by the band