Subject: A Matter Of Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is
nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate
it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
"Fortune-Teller"
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went
inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see
you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of
THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"