>>Subject: Fwd: BERG
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > A Chinese man walked into a > pub in New York with
> >>>his pal. He
>>> > >>>>>says to
> >>> > >>>>> >>>his
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > pal, "Hey! That's Jurassic > Park Director Steven
> >>>Spielberg over
> >>> > >>>>>there!
> >>> > >>>>> >>>God,
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > wish he'll come over to say > "hi".
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>
> > >>>>> >>> > Spielberg suddenly walked over > and gave the man a
> >>>heavy punch
> >>>on
> >>> > >>>>>the
> >>> > >>>>> >>>nose.
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > "Hey!! What's that for?!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"You > bloody Japanese
> >>>killed my
> >>> > >>>>>granddad when
> >>> > >>>>> >>>you
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > bombed Pearl Harbour!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I'm > not Japanese! I'm
> >>>Chinese!"
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>>
> >>>>> >>> > "Chinese,Vietnamese, Japanese, > you're all the > >>>same!"
> >>>Spielberg
> >>> > >>>>>walks
> >>> > >>>>> >>>back.
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > The Chinese man calmly walks > over and gives
> >>>Spielberg a really
> >>> > >>>>>heavy
> >>> > >>>>> >>>punch
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > on the face. "What... !?!"
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>>
> >>>>> >>> > "YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK > THE TITANIC!"
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>> > >>>>> >>> > > >>> >
>>>>> >>> > "No, no, an iceberg sank the > Titanic!"
> >>> > >>>>> >>> > "Iceberg, Carlsberg, > Spielberg, you're all the > >>>same!"
> >>> > >>>>> >>> >