Subject:Rivals...

 There's a guy from Army driving from West Point to the

Meadowlands, a guy from the Navy was driving from Annapolis to the

Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in South

Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.

In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit

each other and all their cars go flying off in different directions.

The "squid" manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He

looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be

alive!"

Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his

wreckage.

The Air Force guy just shakes his head and says to himself, "I can't

believe I survived this wreck!"

The Navy guy walks over to the Army and Air Force guys and says, "Hey

guys, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our

petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."

The Army guy thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're

absolutely right! We should be friends."

The Air Force guy says "Let me see what else survived this wreck."

So he pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack

Daniels. He says to the Navy and Army guys, "I think this is another

sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and

friendship."

The Swabbie says, "You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts

sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly a third of the

bottle the Squid hands it to the Army guy and says, "Your turn!"

The Army guy sucks down a third and hands the bottle back to the Air

Force guy.

The Air Force guy puts the cap back on the bottle and says,

"I think I'll wait to finish it until cops to show up."

~~~~~~

Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and

found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released

the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there.

She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."

She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing

back in, she asked, "What happened?"

"She knows now!" Jack replied.