Subject: Dog Talk
Three rottweilers were in the waiting room at the vets, and after a
while they got talking.
"I was walking with my master," says the first one, "when a thug
attacked him, so I chased him, caught him by the throat and savaged
him to death. That's why I'm being put down."
"I was at home" begins the second dog "when a burglar broke in and
tried to steal the TV. So I pinned him to the floor, bit his arm
off, and now I've been brought here to be brought down."
The third rottweiler then tells his story. "I was patrolling the
house one evening, and I wandered into the bathroom to see my
master's wife naked, bending over the tub, so I lept up and gave her
a good seeing to from behind."
"What, and your being put down for that?" ask the first two dogs
"Oh no, I'm just here to get my claws clipped".