Interview With Mr Paterson.

  Below is an exclusive interview conducted with Mr Paterson (the maths teaching one). Read and please, don't judge him too hard!!

Is it true that when you were younger Basil Brush was your idol.

No, but I did enjoy Bill and Ben, The Flower Pot Men!!

Did you resent your older brother being head master.

Absolutely.

Did you think your parents favoured Mr Nick.

No.

Why did you call your dog Rigsby.

He was called Rigsby when we got him.

What is the most embarrassing thing Rigsby has ever done in public.

When he Killed our neighbours chickens

What is the most oldest age you have ever been mistaken for.

Twenty six

 What do you think about Thomas Wilson’s relationship with Rosie, your daughter?

I have no comment (after a long pause)

On the scale of 1-10 how boring do you think you are?

1

Why did you decide to become a teacher?

I had nothing else to do

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you ona ski slope.

I don’t know

Are you bias towards the blues?

Of course!

What would you say to the people who think that you are bias to the blues?

I’M BIAS!

Do Rosie, Bertie, and Tom especially find it hard to cope with you working the long hours? In fact do they know who you are. Do they scream “ Mummy, burglar whenever you walk in through the front door.”

No, not really.

Have you ever bitten someone?

No!

What will the blues house be like this year?

Not great

What is the worst mark you ever got in a maths exam?

100%

Do you think the pupils here like you?

Some of them do!!