jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily

How do you get pikachu on the bus?

You poke'im on!

What did the footballer say when he burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What did the baby vampire say to his dad at bedtime?

Turn on the dark I'm afraid of the light!