A Rush Of Nicotine To The Head  

The day started off with a boy called Tony meeting a manager outside his shop,

   Tony asked him, ‘what do you sell?’

   The shop manager replied ‘nothing of your interest to you young boy, For example cigarettes, tobacco and pipes.

 Then the Shop manager said ‘anyway why aren’t you at school, you know your parents spend a fortune on you lot.’

 Then right at that very second Tony pulled a cigar out of his pocket and started to smoke it. The shop manager looked at him with surprise and said ‘where on earth did you get those from?’,

‘Der, where do you think, from in there, it doesn’t matter’, said Tony. ‘Well it does if employed you’, replied the shop manager.

 ‘ Oh yeah by the way one of your employee’s you know the one with the pierced nose and the Mohican gave me £5 pounds discount I’ve got a whole pack of them.

Before the shop manager could even blink he was in there buying more packets. Then he started on the pipes.

The Shopkeeper thought to himself that the nicotine must have got to the boys head.

Later that year Tony had suffered from the illness bronchitiae nicotinia lungus hyperventillatum (smoking)

The Moral of This Story. Don’t paint your house orange with purple spots.

         The End