One might wonder how this magnificent site got started.....but generally that really wouldn't happen cause all people care about is their own well being, which I have no problem with......but we really need an update.
It all started one day when I was minding my own business on the computer with the door locked, just like any other day. Somehow, I don't quite remember because i was preoccupied with stuff, Brad Elmore ending up sending me to a link to Trainsaw.com . I thought the stuff was funny and I knew Brad wrote stuff like that too so I asked him if he would like to have a site of his thoughts. He agreed and so sparked the revolution, or the site, I forget.
We had agreed that the site would not go public until Brad had three thoughts. As it turns out Brad is what you might call a lazy slut, hes all about business but he never gets around to it. I foresaw him possibly losing the fan-base that he nevered developed. This is where I come in. Seeing Brad being so self-centered making excuses like, "yeah, i dont feel like writing" "no, Im gonna be with Chami my college girlfriend" "waaa, im a hungry jew!" something had to be done. Being the heroic alpha-male I am I wrote about old people, but i did not know what would spawn from this.
If you have noticed the name of the site used to just have Brad Elmore, and now I somehow got dragged in. I would like to metion that I never had any intention of writing on this site, likewise i never thought that Brad would be the lazy unmotivated ass he is. I realize that most people visit the site because Brad is a funny man, a funny man that people like. What people dont know about Brad is that he a lazy, a lazy slut ding-dong. He has no motivation in his life and he really needs encouragement. Please IM Brad and tell him to write more cause he is lazy, and will soon turn fat, and possibly ugly.
And this is how it all started.