Have you ever noticed how old people are treated like babies? Before you state the obvious fact that babies can control their poop, hear me out. When you started out as a baby you were absolutely dependant. You needed someone to feed you, cloth you, bath you, clean up your own fecal secretions and even sometimes insert a suppository because the train just wouldn't leave the station. See a connection, Old People are the same way! Those bastards have to have everything done for them and they are grown men and women. Though many of them have shrunk due to osteoporosis or amputations during "the war" which they will never discuss, which begs that questions…….are they also dirty liars? People treat old people as if they were babies: "Watch your language, grandpa is around", "Grandpa needs to go to the bathroom, clean him up will you", "Grandma is smelly, give her a bath, and get everywhere this time!"

The only thing that separates babies from old people is that fact that old people are disposable. Im sure by now you are thinking that all this is genuinely crazy, but I assure I have a meaning behind the word "disposable". See, if you have a child that you don't want you cant just give him away to anyone, you have to find a place that will take him in and raise him. For old people you can just call up and old folks home! This is one of the most simple things that can be done, they even offer to pick the OP (old person) up from their "current" residence. Current because there is not way in hell you will let them back in after being without them for even a day. The old folks home is happy cause they get your money, you are happy cause you don't have an old, smelly person in your house anymore. The funny thing about old people is that if they disagree with what you are doing you can just call them crazy and tell them their hearing aid is messed up cause you have no idea what the hell they are saying, it works like a charm. Remember, exploit their weaknesses and they are powerless. After knowing all this I think you should find it impossible to see old people as just people, but helpless beings. I know you are saying, well Conor, you will be old one day too, how will you feel when you are treat like shit. The answer is simple, in the future I will have a robot that will be able to kick your ass even if I am deaf, blind, and dumb! It will also take care of me and compliment me when feeling down. But ill talk about him later...