| All would live long but none would be
old. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| The golden age never was the present
age. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790) |
| A flatterer never seems absurd: the
flatter'd always takes his word. - Ben
Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Blessed is he that expects nothing,
for he shall never be dissapointed. - Ben
Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Beer is proof that God loves us and
wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
(1706-1790) |
| The good or ill hap of a good or ill
life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife. - Ben
Franklin (1706-1790) |
| Defend me from my friends; I can
defend myself from my enemies. - Canning |
| They who drink beer, think beer. - Washington Irving (1783-1859) |
| A man's got to do what a man's got to
do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda
Hansome |
| I have a new philosophy, I'm only
going to dread one day at a time. - Charles
Shulz ("Peanuts") |
| I never let my schooling interfere
with my education. - Mark Twain
(1835-1910) |
| My mother had a great deal of trouble
with me but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark
Twain (1835-1910) |
| Quitting smoking is easy. I've done
it hundreds of times. - Mark Twain
(1835-1910) |
| When we remember that we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark
Twain (1835-1910) |
| Everything is funny as long as it is
happening to someone else. - Will
Rogers (1879-1935) |
| It takes less time to do something
right than to explain why it was done wrong. - Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) |
| Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. - Eleanor
Roosevelt (1884-1962) |
| Do what you think is right in your
heart. You'll be criticized anyway. - Eleanor
Roosevelt (1884-1962) |
| The difficult is done at once, the
impossible takes a little longer. - Anthony
Trollope (1815-1882) |
| No good deed goes unpunished. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) |