Monologue at Mt. Taikyoku

by Emerald

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Disclaimers and Warnings: Fushigi Yuugi and its characters do not belong to me. They belong to Watase Yuu and some company. Warnings? Silliness, maybe. Foul language ahead. Spoilers about Taiitsu-kun's character? o_0

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The beauty of the mountain was seen only by chosen eyes. The hidden paradise concealed by the power of one whom you may call a legend...

Old geezer...ha!

Scared the hell outta them, my foot!

If that Tamahome wasn't one of the Suzaku seishi, he would be sporting blue ponytails right now and jumping up and down in a cute little dress with a plastered smile on his face...

Just so you know, I have the power and the ability to turn myself into whichever form possible.

So you ask..."Why don't you turn yourself into a beautiful nymph or something?"

Well...here's my answer...

I don't want to! Dammit!

He! Guess I was a bit too harsh, ne? Let me put it this way, I think everybody would be expecting this legendary *ahem* Taiitsu-kun to be a gorgeous "fairy godmother" type of lady, ne?

And may I ask why do you expect this?

Because most of the people believe that these famed characters are known for their perfect selves, their stereotypical forms.

The all-knowing, ever-beautiful and highly compassionate beings which have built their reputations, and thus deemed as legendary.

I'll have you know...

I strive for uniqueness...

The need to stand out.

I enjoy seeing at others' faces...

The element of surprise...or rather... shock of seeing an illusion twisted.

Hehehehe....

Call me cruel, but hey, I'm entitled to my own enjoyment.

But seriously, I live for the challenge of keeping my reputation, not for my beauty, but brains and ability alone.

And thus my current physical condition.

I...

am...

Taiitsu-kun.

And damn proud of it.

I would not change the way I look for anything...

am I making myself clear, you stupid nyan-nyans?!!

 

-owari-

Author's Note: I don't really see my whole point for this fic. ^^;;; Guess just some sort of break from the usual drama... *gets weird looks from readers* hey! I'm entitled to some silly fics of my own, ne?