(2.) Somebody must say this quote: "Are you always like this, or are you practicing to be a horses's butt?"
(3.) Somebody must say this quote: "Bite me, Monkey boy."
(4.) Liz must mistakenly think that Maria is coming on to her...again (hey, anybody remember the ep "Into the Woods"?).
(5.) Liz decides to try for a different image rather than her "clean-cut" one...she goes either hip-hop (loud, flashy, bright clothes, baggy jeans, sunglasses, baseball caps turned backwards, etc.) or sexy (I trust that you all know what I mean by this).
(6.) Liz and Maria start pulling pranks on Tess and vice versa
(7.) Michael has to wear a wedding dress
(8.) Max and Michael start using pick-up lines on different girls
(9.) At least three of the following objects must come into play at some
point:
(**PS: if you take these all literally, then you should have no problem. But if you have a sick, sick mind...*smirk**)