| This is one of my favorite ones. It's from the Harsh Light Of Day episode of Angel. Spike is standing on a rooftop watching as Angel saves a girl from her abusive homicidal boyfriend and he mocks them with a "Girl in Peril" Parody GV:girly voice DV: deep fake manly voice RV: his regular voice ok? GV: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing? DV: No need li'l lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I used to be a Bad-Ass vampire, but love, and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair, never the hair! GV: But there must be some way I can show my appreciation... DV: No! Helpin' those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough. GV: I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so.... DV: Say no more! Evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that Nancy Boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angelmobile, away! RV: Go on with you. Play the big strapping hero while you can.You have a few surprises coming your way; the Ring Of Amarra, a visit from your old pal, Spike, and, oh yeah, your gruesome death. |
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| Most of the rest of these, I've forgotten what episode they're from, if you know, email me and let me know. The quotes alternate from red to black so it's less confusing. If I know which ep. it's from, they'll be written in teal out to the side in ( ) |
| I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad rude man. (Lie to Me) Ford: I want to be like you, a vampire. Spike: I've known you for 2 minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. (Lie To Me) Can I eat him now love? Dalton: The Order of Taraka. I mean, isn't that overkill? Spike: No, I think it's just enough kill. (What's My Line Part 1) I need to bring in the big guns. Come on now, enlighten me. By George, I think he's got it. Aren't you the throw himself to the lions sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you baby. (What's My Line Part 2) Willie: What are you going to do with him anyways? Spike: I'm thinking...maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, y'know (What's My Line? Part 2) Spike: Do you like it baby? Druscilla: It reeks of death. What's that mate? Judge: You two stink of humanity. You share affection and jealousy. Spike: Yeah, what of it? (Surprise) Spike: Look what we have here... crashers. Buffy: I'm sure our invitations got lost in the mail. I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate. But, we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre you know. It's interesting to me that preparing looks a great bit like sitting on your ass. When do we destroy the world already? Spike: It hurts, doesn't it? Angel: Well, it kinda itches a little. Spike: No more of this "I have a soul" crap? Angel: What can I say? I was going through a phase. (Innocence) Angel: Things change. Spike: Not us! Not demons. (School Hard) Spike: You, uh, meet anyone? Anyone interesting? Like Angel? Dru.: Angel. Spike: It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy and all that. "Lie To Me" 'Debase the beef...canoe' [beat] Why does that strike me as not right? (What's My Line Part 1) |
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