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Raptor vs Wasabi
No 1 Contendership

 

The wWo, Prez Mike,

Mercedes

The wWo, the nWo

Attitude World (2 and Last Ever)

Extreme (1)

8-5-1

 

Role-play Background: It’s been over a month since we’ve seen Raptor in the ring. Last we saw him, his hand was hideously attacked by Def Metal after their Iron man match. But Defy and Raptor have made their peace. And now, in his return match, he’s facing Wasabi for a shot at the world title… the evil Prez Mike decided to make them face each other, and now, the match is set.

 

Setting the Scene: Our scene opens with Raptor, backstage with Wasabi right after Prez Mike made his hideous announcement. Wasabi is pacing back and forth, complaining, in front of Raptor who is just standing there, watching.

 

Wasabi: What?! I can’t believe it!!!! This is NOT cool! I earned my shot! And I mean, he’s just being stupid… Heh, me holding you back, Mike’s just caught that evil virus thingy… Don’t worry about it, I think I’ve got a plan.

 

Raptor:……..

 

Wasabi: Besides, you know, I’m the leader of the stable, so I should hold the world title… I earned that shot fair and square.

 

Raptor:………

 

Wasabi: I know!!! Raptor, next week, when we go out there, you lay down, and I’ll pin you. Then it’s fair.

 

Raptor:………..

 

Wasabi: That way, I get to keep my shot- You can lay down, and everybody wins! It’s fair!

 

Raptor: ………

 

Wasabi: Stop ripping off Destroyer’s gimmick and ANSWER ME!

 

He pauses to think for a couple of seconds, the bursts out with rage

 

Raptor: ………………

 

Raptor: You know what Wasabi? You know what?! NO! No I will not lay down for you. Mike is right you know… He’s right! I AM sick of being held back. I AM sick of being in your shadow. So NO. I’m not gonna lay down for you… You want this shot? You earn it.

 

Wasabi looks stunned as Raptor storms off…

 

Wasabi: *Yelling after him* But Raptor? …. RAPTOR!?!?!?! It’s the wWo man… You and ME!

 

Wasabi turns around, upset as the scene fades out…

 

Later that day, we see Raptor slumped into a chair in a locker room. He’s mumbling to himself, and soon the door bursts open, and in walks Raptor’s very own son, Toby.

 

Raptor: He’s right Toby… Mike is right… Every single thing he said… It’s RIGHT!

 

Toby just stands there, and walks up to Raptor…

 

Raptor: Every single thing. I have been held back… He’s rig… *SLAP!*

 

Raptor is interrupted by Toby slapping him, really, really hard.

 

Toby: SNAP OUT OF IT! Dad, you’d better not let Mike get to you like this… Don’t let it through- This is what he wants. He wants the wWo to break up… Are you gonna let that happen? Are you!?

 

Raptor: No… I just… No…

 

Yes! I will let the wWo break up- If it means I can get that world title… I don’t wanna be held back.

 

Toby: I said… SNAP OUT OF IT *SLAP!* Don’t let the Prez manipulate you like this man, you’re playing right into his hands…

 

Raptor: …….. I just need some time to think about it, that’s all… Just some time. I’ll sleep on it.

 

Toby: Fine. But if you can’t pull your head out of your ass and see that your doing what Mike wants, I’m going to request that Hobo and I referee this match.

 

Raptor walks out, leaving Toby standing there, in the locker room… Stunned. He pulls out a mobile phone, and makes a couple of calls.

 

½ an hour later

 

We see Hobo and Rachel in the locker room with Toby. Hobo is on a phone…

 

Hobo: Raptor, man, call me, ok? Listen, man, this isn’t as big a deal as your making it- Chill out, ok. And call one of us, we need to talk.

 

Toby: Okay guys, emergency meeting… The wWo is in trouble.

 

Hobo: No kidding!

 

Rachel: Wasabi is depressed… He’s not himself. He won’t *Censored* with me, he won’t take the shit out of AN ARKIE, he won’t even play naked twister! This is tearing him apart! All he can think about is Raptor. I’ve sent him home to rest for a while.

 

Hobo: I’ve been trying to call Raptor, he’s not answering.

 

Toby: I don’t know what’s gotten into my Dad!

 

Hobo: I know… Mike’s gotten into him. Look!

 

Hobo is looking at a TV, showing Raptor walking into Prez Mike’s office

 

Toby: Awww shit!

 

Toby bursts out the door and runs down the hallway to Mike’s office… He bursts the door open, and there we see, Mike, sitting at his desk, shaking hands with Raptor. Mercedes jumps up from her seat by the door, and stands in front of Toby so he can’t see in.

 

Toby: BEEP BEEP! *Makes a car honking action* Move it or lose it!

                                    

Mercedes: Um… No, you underage little boy.

 

Toby: I may be underage, but I still know about cars. Now move it, before I ram a potato into your exhaust pipe and make you explode!

 

Mercedes: Ugh… *She is obviously very annoyed* Prez Mike is busy, now get LOST!

 

She slams the door in Toby’s face, as he keeps slamming on the door, yelling at the top of his lungs. Hobo comes along from behind, and grabs Toby away from the door…

 

Hobo: Come on man, it’s time to go home, we’ll try to talk to him tomorrow when he calms down.

 

Toby: No, not yet!!!! I’ll try his mobile phone.

 

Toby pulls out his mobile, and dials Raptor’s number, but immediately puts the phone down.

 

Toby: Dad? He hung up on me! My own Dad?!

 

Hobo: Come on Tobes… You can sleep at my place tonight.

 

Toby: No!!!! DAD!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!! Fine… *he gets a sneaky look in his eyes* If you don’t wanna come out, I’m going to go get laid!

 

The door bursts open, and we see not Raptor coming to stop Toby, but Mercedes standing there again

 

Mercedes: Your father says no getting laid while he’s a heel, now piss off!

 

She slams the door.

 

Toby: Dad!!!!! Come on!!!!!!! GET OUT!

 

He runs up, slamming his fists against the door, trying to burst in. Hobo walks up behind him and drags him away, kicking and screaming, as the scene fades to black.

 

Later that day, we see Raptor, at his house, without Toby for once, lying on the couch, watching old wWo promos. We see shots of Wasabi holding the world title, Wasabi holding the Attitude World title, the Intercontinental title, the TV title, the Attitude Internet title, ect…

 

Raptor: Look at it… Just look at it!!! He is always the one who gets the shots. At wWo lockdown, when we won, AS A GROUP, HE got the world title, and I got that stinking piece of rat shit, the attitude world title. He gets in the royal rumble, he gets all the credit. It’s WASABI world order… Raptor’s just his trusty little henchman… I don’t believe it… God, I have been held back since day 1. Since the very beginning, Wasabi’s always held the highest title, while Raptor was handed the crappier one. Finally it’s my time to shine… Finally I can prove that I am the better man…

 

Suddenly, from behind Raptor, from the shadows, emerges a figure… Prez Mike, with his evil smile.

 

Mike: It is your time Raptor… Wasabi’s been holding you back- It’s time to break free from his leadership and take the EMF by storm.

 

Raptor: Your right… You’re always right Mike- You see it all… That’s why I think your right about Wasabi and Hobo and Toby…

 

Mike: And Toby- Your own son… He doesn’t want you to break free… He wants you to stick to your little sidekick job.

 

Raptor: Well I won’t. Toby can rot in hell if that’s what he wants… I’ve had enough of being a sidekick. I’ve had enough of being second. This time I’m going straight to the top. I want that title, and no-one can get in my way. Not Wasabi, not Hobo, not Toby, not the nWo or anyone else! I’m the best there is, I’m just yet to prove it…

 

Mike: Now’s your chance, Raptor… Now’s the time. All you have to do is drop those wWo losers. Kick them in the ass and quit. They’re the reason you haven’t proven yourself yet. But now you can. Now I’ve given you the opportunity. Say it with me- Screw the wWo.

 

Raptor: Screw the wWo. Screw Wasabi, screw Toby, screw Hobo, screw Rachel, SCREW THEM ALL!

 

Mike: That’s what I like to hear. Good luck with your match, Raptor, I’ll be with you all the way.

 

Raptor: I’m gonna send a message to Wasabi. I’m gonna show him how much I want this. I’ll teach him never to hold someone back ever again. And I’ll show him who really is the leader in this crazy federation… Whatever it takes, that title shot is coming home with me. You know just as I do that Wasabi, that jackass, doesn’t deserve a shot. He never deserved the title in the first place- Badd Boy, god, what a worthy competitor! Not. It was MY work that got him that world title. I came up with that match. I came up with the idea, and Wasabi rode MY wave, used me to get himself further and took what should have been mine.

 

Mike: He’s been using you… He has. Well, I’ve got to go, but as I said, good luck, I’ll be following your progress with renewed interest.

 

Raptor: Thanks Mike- I see you as a true friend, unlike the wWo.

 

Mike is about to walk out, when the phone rings, and we hear the answering machine pick it up. It’s Wasabi calling…

 

Wasabi: Raptor? Raptor? I know your home. Call me man, I need to talk to you… I never meant to hold you back buddy, we’re true pals… We’re buddies, remember? Raptor? Remember the times? The wWo lockdown, all that fun we had? Come on man, pick up. I wanna talk to you, we can work this out and-

 

Prez Mike picks up the phone and hangs up on Wasabi.

 

Mike: You don’t need to talk to him, all right? Forget him!

 

Raptor: I don’t want to talk to him- He’d just try and get me to lay down for him.

 

Mike: Good… Now you get some rest, and I’ll see you tomorrow, we’re gonna do some training for the match.

 

Prez Mike walks out of the room as the scene fades to black…