Upcoming Match |
Other People Used |
People Mentioned |
Titles Held |
Record |
??? |
The wWo |
Primetime
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Extreme Title (1) |
6-1-0 |
Our scene opens with Raptor and the wWo
crew sitting in Hobo’s Mansion and Part-Time Casino. Raptor, Edge and Christian
all hold ice-packs to their sore bodies. Wasabi is pacing back and forth, while
Hobo plays as himself on the new EMF game for Nintendo GameCube, Playstation 2,
and PC. Rachel is sitting next to Raptor, chatting to him.
Rachel: Yeah,
he caught you at a bad time, ok? So you lost, big deal, you gotta take the wins
with the losses.
Raptor: Yeah…
but… Grr… He thought that 2 second promo was the real me! I mean, come on, he
even thought I was serious about the “Anarchy” rules crap!
Rachel: Hey!
Cut the guy some slack, he’s been out of the loop!
Raptor: What
do you mean “cut him some slack”! Damn Rachel! He’s been slack the last six
months! That’s why he’s out of the loop.
Rachel: Well,
as I said, deal with it. You’re not undefeated anymore. But hey, he’s
challenged you to an extreme title match- So focus on that and not any vendettas,
ok?
Raptor: Yeah,
sure thing
Edge: Dude!
That is sooo not cool!
Christian: I
know! We lost to a bondage queen and a cannibal!
Edge: Stupid
face-painted bastard… We will get back at them…
Christian: Damn
Straight.
Hobo: Yeah
baby! I just beat X-Cold for the World Championship!!!!!
Christian: Hobo,
it’s only a game dude…
Hobo: Don’t
care… I can still say I’ve beaten X-Cold!!!!
Edge: Hehe!
That reeks of awsomeness!
Raptor: Trust
me, I’ve got a plan that’ll get me my shot at the attitude world title… And I’m
sure you’ll get your rematch soon against the two freakiest bitches on earth…
And I’m sure you’ll make ‘em cry like Al Gore did after Bill Clinton pinched
his ass.
Hobo: Did
that actually happen!?
Raptor: How
would I know!? All I know is thi-
Wasabi: Quiet!
Quit your babbling… This was a bad week for the wWo… And it’s forced me to take
drastic measures. Remember the plan B I told you about? It’s time
They all breath in quickly, soap opera
style, shocked.
Christian: DUDE!!!
Edge: No way!
Wasabi: Yes
way. It’s something that needs to be done. You lost your titles. Raptor’s
undefeated streak is gone, and he doesn’t get his shot anymore. It needs to be
done.
Hobo: Haha! I’ve
been waiting for you to say that… I can’t wait!
Wasabi: Come
with me- We need to cut a promo…
Wasabi: Right…
I’ll prepare a Promo, but right now, Raptor, you cut one- Tell us your idea on
Primetime…
Raptor jumps in front of the Camera.
Raptor: So
primetime… Tell me, when was the last lowly jobber you’ve seen that hadn’t lost
before… Doesn’t jobber mean you always lose? Explain your logic in that, smarty-pants.
Sure, I’ve lost now, but when you cut your promo, I was undefeated. Sure Primetime…
Raptor must be piss weak! I mean just look at his name! Frankly, I’ve heard it
all before, and I tell ya, Primetime ain’t that great a name either. I don’t
care about Names. I care about who can say what, and who can back their shit
up. And I’ll give you your credit, you backed it up. You beat me, fair and
square, one on one. Congrats. But don’t think it ends there. No, this is how
its going to be. You want a shot at my extreme title? Sure thing, go ahead,
take it… I think NOT. If you want it, you’re going to have to earn your shot-
So, here’s what I say- You obviously aren’t interested in the Attitude Internet,
so, if you give me my shot back, you can have you’re shot at my extreme title- So,
whatta ya say Primetime- you old codger? You are past your Prime, and your out
of form. You’ve lost your touch from sitting on your ass for 6 months straight and
doing jack shit! But the offer is there. So, what’s the deal? You want your
shot- come get it. And let me tell you… Something big is coming… Something that
will shape the futures of everyone in the EMF… Not just you, not me, not the
wWo, EVERYONE!!! Absolutely everyone. Get ready. And this weekend, on
shockwave, we’ll find out what match you and I have. I look forward to your
reply.
The cameras stop rolling, and Raptor
walks out to the main hall.
Hobo: Geez
man, you are a sore loser, have a cry, you lost! And I’ve beaten X-cold!! Aaahahah!
Raptor: Yeah,
sure you have
Raptor laughs as he picks up a controller
and starts playing with Hobo (NOT IN THAT WAY SICKOS!)