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Hi, this is Mr. Perfect… I'm glad you've come to vote for the 2002 EMF Slammies, and I tell ya, it's going to be perfect this year! But there are some Un-perfect things we need to clear up before we get started.
#1 imperfect thing: No voting for yourself! It's so passé…
#2 imperfect thing: Only vote once please. Once per Handler, not once per character either, you slimy imperfect trash!
#3 imperfect thing: Please try and vote Fairly. No Voting for people just because their your friend. Or no not voting for people cause you hate them. Just vote if you think they truly deserve a vote, please. (Just to clear things up, you can vote for your friend, but not BECAUSE their your friend)
#4 imperfect thing: Fill in all the forms. No voting for one category and not the other, you not quite perfect communist scum.
And just remember, Mr. Perfect is loved by all, and Hated by all, so vote for me.. Because I'm perfect.
I'm….
MR PERFECT!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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