Roleplay Background: Huh? What’s going on, you say? Something is happening in the wWo, and a challenge is about to be laid out. Quickly… Read it- Find out what’s going on!!!! No, really, read it.

Setting the Scene: Our scene opens with Wasabi and Raptor, standing in front of a orange background, staring calmly at the camera, preparing to address the fans…

Raptor: Haha! I broke the First PPV Defense CURSE! WOOAH!

Wasabi: How proud I am. And how happy I feel that the nWo got completely wrecked last night. Yeah, they sure did. Not only did they lose the only singles gold they had, but they all got bashed… and you know the funniest part?

Raptor: What?

Wasabi: THEY GOT BASHED BY… BADD BOY!!!!

The two guys start cracking up with hysterical laughter!

Raptor: Ha! The nWo sure is a “dominating” stable! HAH! Anyway, now that we’ve got that off our chests, we’re here to lay out a challenge.

Wasabi: Damn straight we are! You see, I’ve noticed something. Last night, the nWo lost all of its gold. Except for two belts. Those Tag Belts. That are NEVER defended. Never. Hobo defended his IC title more than you guys defend your tag titles. So. Here’s my proposition. If you nWo ball-lickers are game, the wWo’s newest tag team wants a shot!

Raptor: That’s right, boys and girls. Raptor and Wasabi are now officially a tag team, baby! And we want your gold, Primetime. But there’s another issue. You’re tag partner. Matt Dragon has retired!!! So, if your up to it, pick another one of your nWo orgy-buddies, and let’s play ball!

Wasabi: The wWo’s newest tag team has arrived, boys and girls. Can YOU take the heat?

“Groovy” by Saliva plays as the new wWo’s newest Tag Team’s announcement fades to black.

Later That Day…

We see the wWo hanging out one of the party buses. They are on the all new “That 70’s bus” and Wasabi has an afro. We see Wasabi snorting some white powder, and tripping out, as Hobo goes up to him…

Wasabi: Wooooah… All the colors!!!

Hobo: Don’t do drugs, mmmkay? It’s bad man, you’re a role model for heaps of little kids…

Wasabi: Oh Hobo, don’t be stupid, it’s not cocaine, it’s sherbet!!! It’s pretty strong shit!

Raptor walks in as Hobo joins in snorting sherbet.

Hobo: Aww yeah, that’s the shit… Oh, *Waves to Raptor* Hey Wasabi!!!!

Raptor: Umm?

Hobo: Wait a minute… *Looks at Wasabi, then back at Raptor, then back at Wasabi, then back at Raptor again* THERE ARE TWO OF YOU!!!!

Raptor: NO DOING DRUGS!!! *Raptor swipes at the powder, throwing it all over the floor as Hobo cries*

Wasabi: It was just sherbet, you idiot! *Wailing* Oh the waste! Oh the humanity!!!!

Raptor: Oh well, I just came out of the roller disco section of the bus to talk to you, ‘Sabi man, bout our yet unnamed tag team.

Wasabi: YEEEEAHHH!!! We’re sooo gonna kick their royal nWo old man flab asses.

Hobo: A tag team?

Raptor: *ignoring hobo* Yeah, it’s gonna be fully AWESINE *the words “Yes, AWESINE, Prez Mike. Very Awesine!” flashes across the screen*

Hobo: A TAAAAG TEAM!? Why was I not informed!???

Wasabi: Hey Rapy, why don’t we start trying to think of a name for it?

Hobo: *Jumping up and down with rage trying to get attention* Fine then. Screw you guys, I’m going home. To make a tag team with Toby then. Ha!

Wasabi: Well Rapy, what about something like… wWo cat laxative?!

Raptor gives Wasabi the “You are a fuckin wacko” look

Raptor: I think we might wait for the sherbet to wear off.

3 days later…

Wasabi: No, I seriously think Cat Laxative is a cool name…

Raptor: Ummm….

5 days later, they are finally off the party bus

Wasabi: OK!!! OK, forget Cat Laxative. What about we call ourselves “the WhOrDe”?

Raptor: Hmm… Sounds kind of familiar…

Wasabi: Ok then… What aboot… The “Alternate Planet”?

Raptor: Also sounds familiar… Plus the name makes me kinda feel like hating people….

Wasabi: Hmm… How aboot we use a dictionary and a thesaurus?

They find the nearest computer and log on to dictionary.com

Wasabi: Ok… Search for… words like group…

Raptor: Right… Here- Hmm… Group, Mob, Horde, Gaggle, Phalanx, Tong….

Wasabi: What aboot Phalanx?

Raptor: Err… *Looks at Wasabi weird again* No… No fucking way are we calling it Phalanx… NOOOO WAY. Not a chance in hell…

Later that day…

Wasabi and Raptor are standing there, looking at the all new wWo tag team logo…

Raptor: I don’t know how the hell you talked me into this!!!! Phalanx… Oh my god! What sort of a shit name is Phalanx?!

Wasabi: *Nearly dies from laughter* Phalanx is awesine!!! AWESINE!!!

Raptor: What the hell does it mean??? *Looks it up in the dictionary* Hmm…

pha·lanx Pronunciation Key
n. pl. pha·lanx·es or pha·lan·ges

1. A compact or close-knit body of people: “formed a solid phalanx in defense of the Constitution and Protestant religion” (G.M. Trevelyan).
2. A formation of infantry carrying overlapping shields and long spears, developed by Philip II of Macedon and used by Alexander the Great.
3. pl. phalanges Anatomy. A bone of a finger or toe. Also called phalange.

Raptor: Umm… We’re named after a BONE IN SOMEONE’S GODDAMNED FINGER?!

Wasabi: No! The 1^st one! A compact or close group of people!!! It’s the wWo Phalanx, Baby! And we’re gonna bring home the taaaag teeeeeam tiiiiiiitles…

Raptor: What’s up with all the slurring?

Wasabi: Sorry, just had some more sherbet.

Raptor: Arrrghh! No! I’m changing the name to the wWo ring mafia!!!

Wasabi: NO!!!! PHALANX!!!!

Raptor: NO!!! I FUCKING HATE PHALANX!!!!!

Wasabi: GRRR!!! PHALANX DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raptor: Goddamn you!!! How aboot wWo two guys?! Even that’s better than Phalanx!!!

Wasabi: Two guys?! That could be taken the wrong way…

Raptor: NO! PHALANX IS CRAP!!!!! We’ll call it the wWo Ratpack!

Wasabi: NO!!! You know what?! *Gets a sneaky look in his eyes* I still like cat laxative…

Raptor: AHHR! Okay!!! Okay! Goddamn it, you stupid bastard… Just have it as Phalanx… Damn it!

Wasabi smiles as the promo goes off the air. It’s revealed… They’re coming for you, Primey… Jarred…

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