- Diefenbaker was a deaf wolf
- He couldn't understand
- Why people needed words
- To say they had doughnuts in their hands.
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- He was a junk food addict
- And eachtime they went near
- A doughnut van or restaurant
- He didn't need to hear -
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- He could smell the lovely odour
- Of the food cooking inside
- And everytime he just looked cute
- And everyone just cried.
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- They found him irresistible
- And always fed him well
- But poor old Dief got too fat
- And his tummy began to swell.
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- He got so big with all this food
- That he had to go on a diet
- Of sugar candy, crisps and sweets
- Don't even mention a fry up.
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- Eventually, Dief got so big
- He couldn't even walk
- But it didn't really bother him
- People still came to his door.
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- They took pity on the poor creature
- Whose appetite was huge
- And sent him to a health farm
- For some weight to loose.
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- This Dief did with splendour
- He really did do well
- He could now return to Chicago
- After all, he'd been to hell!
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- For Dief had learned his lesson
- And learned his lesson well
- He didn't want to go back there
- He didn't want to tell -
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- Of the the nasty little people
- Who peered at him each day
- To make sure he was eating
- In a proper wolf like way.
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- The moral of this story
- Means different things to some
- But don't forget, just don't let
- Your appetite become
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- The centre of your lifestyle
- The cherry on the cake
- Sugar doughnuts, candy floss
- A good wolf just don't make.
