Everyones asleep
No d**ks are near
Theres only vaginas here

9:30 rolls around
And the door begins to pound
"Open this right now"
We're all awake
Wondering why the door has to quake

And we learn.....

A locked door equals bad
Its only locked
When your up to no good
It doesnt matter that were all girls
A locked door is always bad

Now you know too
So dont make the same mistake
Never make a sign
And lock the door
They won't know what your up to
You could be f**king a shoe

A locked door equals bad
Its only locked
When your up to no good
It doesnt matter that were all girls
A locked door is always bad

[This song originated from the depths of Sarah. we had just had a party with (oh no) guys... after the guys had all left, us girls stayed up really late (like 6 am), so we were extremely tired and left a nice illustrated note that said "we are really really tired, please let us sleep!" so, we expected to be left alone to sleep, but as an extra precaution, we also locked the door so anna's little sister wouldnt wake us up. well, 3 hours later, anna's mom tried to come in to "make sure all the guys had gone home." when she found that the door had been locked, she pounded on it until everyone woke up and anna got the door. she was really pissed because according her, if the door is locked, you are doing something bad behind it.]