Emily's Ass
 
Listerine

I need a brush
I have some plaque
You can't see it in the front
But I know it's in the back
Give me some floss
Or some toothpaste
Some mint-flavoured type of taste

Don't let your gums rot out
It could have been easier to rinse, rinse it out

Listerine(x2)

I have some holes in my teeth
And my gums are known to bleed
I tried fill them, I used I drill
And found I'm less than skilled

Now my mouth is bloody
And I am deprived of all my teeth

Listerine(X2)

When I smile it's just a big gap
My father says I should consider rap
He gave me a toothbrush
And laughed in my face
I was told to brush my invisa-teeth

And the days go by
Could they really have a backorder
For dentures this long
I count the days go by Oh crap this polygrip is used and all gone
I wish I could use some
Listerine(x6)


[This song was wriiten by Ali and Martin ~~~ Ali is Martin's neighbor, after the 2001 CMS talent show Ali and Martin...oh fuck it I'm not gonna talk in third person, hi this is Sarah...Martin and this song is a parody of Glyserine by Bush. Now I like Bush don't get me wrong though cause I'm not talking bout what you sick republicans are when I say Bush, its not vaginas, it's a band. Which you probably already knew I just needed to vent some aggression about those damn republicans. And so Ali made up the listerine part cause thats what she thought it was saying and then I came up with the "don't let your gums rot out" and the verses, but if not for Ali this song would have never been inspired]
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