whoa, she just fell in to her pants
where did she go
all i see is a maroon blob
but wheres my friend, oh no

i saw them on an infomercial
it makes your waist just disapear
along with the rest of your flabby-ass body
well, you cant have everything

them there pants are so darn big
lets put some more people in there
what a jammin party (do a jig)
in her pants!

they're gone forever
all lost to those pants
which is the moral of this song
dont have an orgy in your oversized pants

{this was thought of by Anna and Martin when they were sleeping in the tiki lounge after everyone had ditched them. Martin borrowed some oversized, maroon, stretchy pants, and the rest is history.}