Emily's Ass
 
Contagious Pee

Everyone hates me again
I don't know what I did
Blame my bladder problem
I don't lie and I don't cheat
I don't deserve piss in my seat

I gotta go
Can't it wait?
Are we there yet?
My seat is so wet

Chorus
Now my friends are mad at me
They all have contagious pee
The second I say it- they go and spray it
My bladder will never be at ease

We're only going across town, but I have to pee
I think my bladder just lost a pound-
You should have gone before you left
The useless advice I always get

I have to go
This can't wait
We aren't there yet, but I've pissed my seat
Chorus

I don't enjoy smelling like urine
There's no excuse for that- I'm not foreign
We all know I didn't sit in a puddle
It's impossible for this to be subtle
I'll wear a longer shirt- maybe tie it around my waist
But only if I shower- will this smell erase
Chorus

You should always go before you leave
It's annoying to hear- I have to pee
Take this song seriously
So you don't turn out like me
Or you might just get contagious pee

[This song was written by Martin---After the CCHS 2001 Battle of the Bands we were in Sarah's car going over to Anna's house. Anna is a 5 yr old, we have established that now. So she was all "I have to pee" and Gram gram was like " We will be there in a sec" cause we were only going across town. Then Emily was like "I have to pee now too". So Sarah was like "You should have gone before you left!" then Anna said" but I gotta go now" then I had to go just cause they were talking about peeing so much. Now I never really pissed my seat, but I think Anna did. Haha. So we called it contagious pee because you know how somebody will say they have to pee, and then it reminds you or makes you think you have to. We titled it and just needed to make lyrics, like many of our songs. So I wrote these lyrics while bored at work]

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