Emily's Ass
 

Metaphorical Vagina

okay, question, do you respond to an e-mail from a guy
you kind of had a thing not going on with but you
know, it was obvious you liked each other and if there
had been more time things would have happened with but
anyway he spends the whole time gushing about his new
girlfriend and she seems so perfect and so utterly not
you at all and you wonder was there anything between
you two at all anyway but what about if you got it
just before you hit the send button to send him an
e-mail confessing everything and asking him if he
still liked you and ya thank god you decided to read
his e-mail first but now what do you still send well
of course not but do you tell him about your feelings
especially when you're still practically waiting by
the phone because you still love him and you're
kicking yourself for not taking the opportunity this
summer but what do you tell him anything at all do you
say congratulations on hooking the slut of course
she's a slut who would go out with him except you and
she's not you and he really seems to love her maybe he
doesn't go for girls like you and you were just
imagining it all the time I guess it doesn't matter
now and maybe it never did it's time to stop imagining
it's time to wake up girl don't respond pressing
delete maybe not he's still a friend right have to say
something nice but whatever he can go fuck himself or
his new girlfriend whichever one he's not going to
fuck you and it's time to let go summers over it's
time to come back to reality better luck next time but
what do you say


{This is Rachel's song that she wrote in an "angsty" mood... well, shes a crazy canadian, forgive her for being insane. well, the title was actually from Anna talkng on the phone with Rachel and Rachel told me about her shell she got from a church sex-ed thingy. yeah, so the shell is supposed to symbolize a vagina, so therefor, Rachel has a metaphorical vagina (and we assume she has a real one, but I'll have to confirm that later because i didnt get a good look in the sauna)}



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