| ~Even MORE funny onez!!~ |
| ~i'M nOt a DiTz...I jUsT lAcK cOmMoN sEnSe!! |
| ~Everyone has a photographic memory Some people jsut don't have film. |
| ~SMILE!!!! It scares people... |
| ~Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you...they don't laugh. |
| ~On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
| ~Silence is golden, but shouting is fun!! |
| ~Nobody's perfect, so I must be nobody! |
| He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw! |
| ~Mystify people with your inteligence, and if you can't do that, mystify people with your B.S. |
| ~I ran into my Ex the other day...put in reverse and HIT HIM AGAIN!!! |
| ~Do you believe in lvoe at first sight or do I need to walk by again?? |
| ~The more I get to know guys, the better I like dogs. |
| ~Guys are just like slinkies. It's funny as hell to watch them fall down the stairs. |
| ~Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privelege.~ |
| ~*~One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions~*~ |
| ~As an older more mature young adult, it's your job to make fun of the little kids!! hehe =) |
| ~Click your heels and say, "I need a life, I need a life" |
| ~*I mAy NoT bE bLoNdE, bUt I sUrE aM dUmB!! |
| Computer: A really hot one...OopS! That's my reflection! |
| I sTiLl MiSs My Ex, BuT mY aIm Iz ImPrOvInG!! |
| Men are not pigs. Pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring. |
| First God created Man, THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!! |
| ~Women Drivers-No Survivors. If you don't like the way they drive...GET OFF THE SIDEWALK! |
| Love isn't blind, sometimes it runs into things... |
| I'm not shy, I just don't like you! |
| "If all your friends were named Cliff would you jump off of them??" Jimmy's Dad LoL |