| Alright everybody, I just have to tell you all about a little incident that happened on our week long voyage, on a boat, a BIG ASS BOAT. The names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent. There were a bunch of kids from Harrisburg, PA; 3 to be exact, but who's counting. Anyways.. these kids: Phil, Jimmy, and Rob, met a couple of lady friends from Canadia and Kansas: Kerri (the cananadan) and Jen (the Kansan), and they joined the group. 'Twas a nice little group, with the exception of 3 faggats: Chris, Jeremy, and Jared. So Phil, Jimmy, and Rob had to do something to take care of them. First target: Jared. Phil and Rob took this into their own hands and let Jimmy relax for what was about to come, but thats another story(well, actually part of this one...just keep reading). So they were torturing him, yelling in his ear, pushing him, and the final thing that made him leave... pushing him off a bench, hitting his eye on the corner of a table, and givin him a huge ass black eye!! good times, good times. One down, two to go. Next was Jeremy. At the beginning of the week, Jimmy had droped Jeremy's gay ass visor down the stairs, all the way to the third floor! When Jeremy got there to get it, it was gone. it took him 2 days to think of looking in lost and found to get it, but eventually he checked, and sure enough, it was there. So right after Jeremy gets it back, Jimmy drops it down the stairs, yet again. For this, Jeremy kix Jimmy in the side of the leg. That was all for about an hour, until they met up at the arcade. At the arcade, Rob had a couple pax of Chopstix from who else but the one and only ENDANG. Rob gave a pack to Jimmy and said "use them wisely my son" and sure enough, Jimmy did. He threw them right at Jeremy's neck. at this Point Jeremy was about to cry, so he went for the pussy way out, the cheap shot... a kick to Jimmy's balls, but the funny part, he missed!! How the hell do u miss kicking some one in the balls when they're just standing there?!? Then the fight was on...Jimmiy got some nice punches on Jeremy, knocking him to a five step, UP the five step, then back down the five step. After this, they werejust standing there, so Phil, wanting to see a good fight, pushed Jeremy into Jimmy. Jeremy turned around, and took a swing at Phil, so Phil threw him into a bench and beat the shit out of him. it was a good time!! isn't that nice, one brother helping out another. Well, that completes the story of brotherly love, but that was still only 2 down 1 to go. We still had little chris Left. By now, us guys were kinda tired from our previous encounters, so Kerri (she's from Canadia) took it into her own hands to rid the group of the little Clitter. She was throwin him around, and threatening to beat him up, so eventually he leaves, and goes to hang out with Jim, a short little japanese leprukan. Thanks Kerri, we owe you one. So, 3 down, we were done, right... not yet. A coulpe days later Phil still had some anger in him, so he had to take it out on some one, and who better than a califucker that just called him a fruit cake. Phil got about 5 good punches on the califuckers face, but nothing in return. that was a pretty fun fight to watch. the rest of that night, Phil, Rob, Jimmy, Kerri (did I mention she was from Canadia?), and Jen (the Kansan, you remember her, right?) all hung out in our friend George's room, then our voyage on the boat, the BIG ASS BOAT, was over. Good times, Good times. In the summer of 2003, Phil, Jimmy, and Rob will be taking a road road trip to skate various spots of the U.S. and Canadia, and on our way, we'll be swingin by Kansas to pick up our good friend Jen, then up to Onatrio (that's in Canadia) to meet up with our good friend, Kerri. |
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Phil... pictures are decieving
Jeremy... need I say more