The Chief is a riot! But what about these gags of his that didn't make it? Submitted for your
enjoyment...
Top Ten Rejected Chief Gags
10. Sprouts a pair of longhorns and says 'Yee-haw, Cluebusters, yew're ah-waff to
Tayx-sis!'
9. Morphs into a watch and mimics the opening scene of '60 Minutes' to give the detectives
an update.
8. Morphs into Tina Turner and sings 'Rollin' Down the River' for a river-related clue.
7. Carmen steals his lips again, Zack scans on a chihuahua mouth: 'Yo quiero Taco Bell.'
6. Makes three other heads appear and sings the clue to the tune of Queen's 'Bohemian
Rhapsody'
5. Makes eight other heads appear and sings the clue to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch'
4. Instead of just disappearing abruptly, fades out like the Cheshire Cat [ :-) : ) ) )]
3. Appears on the board while Zack and Ivy are playing darts, barely escapes
2. Appears on an English tea set after Carmen escapes, says 'Woah, I feel like the scone of
the earth.'
1. Morphs into lunch meat and sings 'My baloney has a first name, it's C-h-i-e-f! My
boloney has a second name, it's C-h-i-e-f...'
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