"Thanksgiving Blunders"
Here are the top twenty problems at the WOEICS Thanksgiving party:

20. Archie Ology dug up the floor.
19. Tim Burr accidently sawed a table leg off.
18. Som Nambilance fell asleep and snored.
17. Zack and Ivy's argument over either watching football or the parade.
16. Maria tried to hit at Zack, but got in an argument with Tatyanna.
15. Moe tried to get Suhara to arm-wrestle.
14. Malcolm Avalon brought a hideously expensive dessert to upstage the
cooking.
13. Maelstrom tried to take Carmen's food when no one was looking, but she
stabbed her fork in his wrist when everyone WAS watching.
12. Moe Skeeter and Lars Vegas wanted to start a food fight, but Carmen
royally chewed them out.
11. Dara Riska and Al Loy began to bop each other on the head with turkey
drumsticks.
10. Stretch burst in, jumped on the table, and ate half the pumpkin pie.
9. Mason Dixon wanted to be first in line.
8. Someone nearly choked on a piece of turkey.
7.Ivy caught Lee Jordan stuffing the silverware in a loot sack when he
thought no one was looking.
6. Sara Bellum brought a huge cherry pie, but most of it ended up on Carmen.
5. Maelstrom flooded the room by stuffing the sink drain with paper towels
and leaving the faucet running.
4. Sara Bellum's rats escaped and gobbled half the dinner.
3. Nobody could get food close enough to the Chief's screen, so he spent the
whole dinner complaining about it.
2. Somebody stole all the napkins, and it wasn't Carmen
1. Four Chin Hunter ate so much, there weren't any leftovers--or seconds.